The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ ‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’ and ‘Thou shalt not lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
— George Carlin
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There’s nothing quite as invigorating and satisfying in the morning than starting it off with some fine, hot Caffè Americano. It’s most definitely one of the best ways of beginning any day.
Of course, there’s variations on the theme when it comes to the mug…
Cheese Weasel Day (CWD) is the only Internet holiday. Started around 1993, CWD is celebrated each April 3rd as a fun day dedicated to appreciating people who work in the tech industry.
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese
Legend has it the Cheese Weasel travels the world, leaving a bit of cheese under keyboards or mouse pads of good techie boys and girls. The type really doesn’t matter though Kraft Singles often is the cheese of choice. However, depending on how often you look under your keyboard, the C.W. might place a wedge of cheddar instead. And if you’re lucky–some cheesecake might appear near your computer!
Behold The Cheese Weasel
Who brings the cheese on April 3rd? The Cheese Weasel! He’s not a silly bunny or a raindeer or a bird, he’s the Cheese Weasel and he’s flying the world on his woodpecker, delivering cheese to all the techies out there.
As we all know, intolerance is very important to Liberals and Progressives, both declaiming and deriding the supposed intolerance of normal Americans and developing their special brands of intolerance.
How to Become Gluten Intolerant
What’s most interesting is that certain forms of Liberal and Progressive intolerance seem to be exacerbated or engendered by their level of privilege. In other words, the more well off a Liberal or Progressive is, the more likely they’re going to develop certain forms of faddish intolerance.
Fortunately for these sorts of Liberals and Progressives, JP Sears has thoughtfully provided an instructional video on just how to correctly and properly become intolerant of gluten, the latest craze in intolerance.
NOTE: For those few of you who really and truly suffer from celiac disease or NCGS, this isn’t for- or about you and your pain. This is for- and about those sorts who decided in a Munchausenian fashion to claim some variety of your illness.
Gentlemen – and the rest of you guys and not too few women – my suggestion for you is to start your day and your year, this being the first morning of 2015, with a good, satisfying, hot breakfast.
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