Archive for March, 2013

An Obama Cultist

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 5th, 2013

Like most cults, street gangs, and virulently nonnormative subcultures Obama cultists wear a uniform in order to “flag” their identities to others.

An Obama cultist in its natural setting
An Obama Cultist Displaying His Fashion Sense

This can, at times, lead to some odd combinations of fashion. Then again, these combination might not really be that odd at all, just not ones that Americans would find pleasant or chic.

On the brighter side for the nation, this is one Obama cultists who probably won’t ever be voting again, at least not legally.

The Logic Of Causation

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on March 3rd, 2013

Liberals and Progressives, on an individual basis, may or may not be smart. As a group though, they’re obviously poorly educated despite how much and how often these would-be aristocrats vaunt their institutions of supposedly higher learning and disdain and deride anyone who couldn’t or just didn’t attend them.

Very basic teachings, especially the logic of causation, seem to have not been part of their curricula.

If Guns Cause Murders...
Follow The Logic Of Causation

On the face of it, this is pretty ridiculous. When you stop and really think about it though, you realize that’s not just ridiculous; it’s both ignorant and utterly inane. 😆

I know – these are the same people whose creation myth was for decades centered upon there once being nothing – no matter, energy, space, or even time – and then, one day, it blew up!

Obviously, causation was never a significant part of their so-called educations. Hence, I probably should expect no better of them in more mundane matters.

Yep! According the “logic” taught to America’s domestic enemies, inanimate, non-self activating or motivating objects are the cause of things and need to be criminalized. Guns cause murders. Hence, cutlery must cause obesity, cars must cause accidents, and paper must cause bad laws.

It couldn’t possibly be the people using these items and, even more so, it couldn’t possibly be the case that people would just find other means to cause harm. 🙄

If they weren’t such a clear a present danger to America I’d suggest just patting them on their heads, saying, “Isn’t that special that you think that,” and sending them back to their ivory towers where they’d be no longer a danger to themselves or others…and barring the doors.

The Sequester Triptych

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 2nd, 2013

The Sequester Triptych – Obama In Three Parts

Presented for Americans’ amusement and stress relief – The Sequester Triptych – a three-part visual study of Obama’s Sequester “crisis.”

Obama’s Multi-Tool

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 2nd, 2013

So, due to Obama and the Democrats total and willful refusal to negotiate a means around the sequester, we’re saddled with it. Don’t be too concerned though. Obama has the tools at his disposal to handle this “crisis” that Americans outside of the Beltway are facing.

Sequester Army Knife
Obama’s Multi-Tool – Fit For All His Uses

And his favorite – and only – tool is perfect for the job. Blame is perfect for “dealing” with the Sequester because the Sequester is a fraud committed by Obama and the Liberals for no purpose other than to be able to cast blame upon Congressional Republicans in the hopes of altering the outcomes of future elections.

The National Review provides us with a succinct and apt explanation of this fraud by the grifters of the Obama Regime:

In the tortured argot of Washington, “sequestration” connotes “a reduction in government spending.” It is thus an exquisite weasel word, the kind that fraud-construction thrives on. Of course, the disease sequestration is meant to treat is only too real — our metastasizing cancer of debt. But the political class that lives today’s high life on tomorrow’s stolen prosperity naturally prefers the illusion of action to the pain that must accompany any real, surgical remedy. So it peddles placebos that have the ring of earnestness and effectiveness: “cuts,” “balanced approach,” and the like.

On examination, these words are seen for the nonsense that they are. In Washington a “cut” is not what your family does when it becomes over-extended — a spending slash, a commitment to live within one’s means. It is a nominal decrease in the rate at which government plans, despite our straits, to increase spending. So a “cut” lards debt on debt . . . just not quite as quickly.

Andrew McCarthy

Don’t be mistaken in your predictions though. There will be an immediate loss of services that are perceived as necessary. Obama and his handlers and overseers will make absolutely sure of that, using whatever means than can decide are within the purview of the Executive to do so.

Manufacturing a fraudulent crisis isn’t really enough anymore in an age where information is more readily available to the masses than ever before. Obama and his ilk have to ensure that there is real pain felt before their “blamecasting” can have any real effect.

Gun Free Zone

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 1st, 2013

Americans are rightfully quite concerned about the safety of Barack Obama and his family while they live in the White House.

Be Fair - Turn the White House into a gun-free zone and see how long the Obamas survive
Out Of Concern For The Obamas’ Safety…

I, for one, believe that the problem with the safety of the Obamas can be easily rectified by turning 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington D.C into a Gun Free Zone. Everything should then, judging from history, be fixed in less than a month. 😉