Archive for February, 2013

The Bad Shepherd

Posted in Politics on February 26th, 2013

One thing about Obama – they boy does like to control the message and to make sure that his, his coterie’s, and supporters are the only voices heard by the majority of people.

You shall not report upon what I do not want you to report upon
Leading The Flock To Shearing & Slaughter
Obama – The Bad Shepherd

Fortunately for the false god of the Liberals and Progressives but equally sadly for Americans, Obama has a large and compliant flock in the form of the Lamestream Media. They’re seemingly always ready and eager to bleat, “Obaaaaaaaaaaama!” and are foolish enough to fear the sting of his crook more than the shearing and slaughter the bad shepherd is leading them towards.

Only In America #9

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on February 26th, 2013

America-laugh-cryAmerica is an unique nation, culture, and People. No other place, no other idea, and no other people are quite the same as we are. American Exceptionalism is, in many and varied ways, a simple fact of life and objective reality.

America is a special nation.
Americans are special people.

America is, indeed, special in many ways. Sadly, some of those ways are more of the nature of “short bus special.”

Only In America #9

Only in America, could those described as rich people – who pay 86% of all federal income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by those people – approximately 43% of the adult population – who don’t pay any federal income taxes at all.

Yes, there are just some things that one can only find in America. This is something that the residents of other nations should, perhaps, be proud of and grateful for. 🙄

Know The Difference!

Posted in Humor, Politics on February 25th, 2013

In the ongoing war between American defenders of the Constitution and the Liberal and Progressive gun-grabbers knowledge is power. It’s a war of legalisms and minutiae, so it’s very important to understand the terms being used and what they mean.

Knowing the difference between “acceptable” firearms and assault weapons is of tantamount importance.

Firearms v. Assault Weapons - Know The Difference
Firearms v. Assault Weapons – Know The Difference!

So, as all Americans can see, there would be some value in criminalizing, confiscating and destroying all the assault weapons in America. 😆

Only In America #8

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on February 25th, 2013

America-laugh-cryAmerica is an unique nation, culture, and People. No other place, no other idea, and no other people are quite the same as we are. American Exceptionalism is, in many and varied ways, a simple fact of life and objective reality.

America is a special nation.
Americans are special people.

America is, indeed, special in many ways. Sadly, some of those ways are more of the nature of “short bus special.”

Only In America #8

Only in America, could the federal government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7 million per minute and a total deficit increase of $2 million in that same minute – and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.

Yes, there are just some things that one can only find in America. This is something that the residents of other nations should, perhaps, be proud of and grateful for. 🙄

Cats Know Coffee

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Humor on February 24th, 2013

Cat’s know coffee, often better than humans do. They know what is good coffee and what is not.
 

cattachino Cappuccino
cattachino-decaf Decaf Cappuccino
 
Of course one must remember that cats’ knowledge of coffee and their discenment between what is good and what is not is not instinctual. It is a learned behavior and there’s little that’s funnier than a kitten’s first lesson in the mysteries of bean and roast.

Whoah Coffee
Whoah! So That’s Coffee

It might seem odd to many that cats know coffee. Most do not realize that cats are very spiritual and, hence, know both the perilous power of coffee and what things lurk just beyond the tenuous barrier between the planes.

They know that your order of a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaffinated, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, 180 degrees, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, lightly cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw is dangerously close to an eldritch incantation that would have devastating consequences upon yourself and our world.

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Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn

Coffee is good but it is powerful. Learn from your cats; they know coffee. Order and drink responsibly so as not to cause your barista to rip a hole in space-time to the Outer Darkness that would allow the Elder Old Ones to return and retake this, their world…and your coffee.