Reflections From a Murky Pond

What do you get when you put someone better suited to serving drinks in the dining car in control of a railway train? Obama’s Handbasket Express, that’s what.

Non-Stop To Greece And Financial Ruin

Of course, if you ask Obama or his cultists, it’s a very popular train ride. Everyone in America has already bought tickets, whether they wanted to or not, and boarded the train. So now it’s just a swift ride to ruin and it’s downhill the whole way.

Stress can lead to exhaustipation, a malaise that is to be avoided if at all possible. Yet, there are many of us who have concerns about seeking a pharmacological cure for stress.

Fortunately, there’s a drug-free way of reducing stress…

Reducing Stress Without Medication

I will point out, however, that in extreme cases of stress, it is better to apply this remedy to someone else. Doing so has never failed to make me feel better. 😛

With the elections over, it’s time to move on to the next season of political theater in America.

Fiscal Cliff Starring Oblahblah

The only problem is that first big ticket of the season is The Fiscal Cliff and nobody is sure whether it’s a Black Comedy or a Disaster Flick. The only thing anyone seems sure of is, since it’s starring Obama, it’ll be long on dialog and very short on action.

I’ve been feeling exhaustipated and I’ve been unsure as to why. I’ve considered that it could be some combination of: politics, society’s degeneration, work, life, the weather, or some combination of any number of these factors.

Fukitol – 1000mg Once Daily

Perhaps though, it’s accidental or deliberate pollution of my water supply. It wouldn’t be the first time that drugs were added to our water or the first time that drug residues and pharmacological pollutants found there way into either.

My being exposed to steady, low doses of Fukitol could be to blame for my exhaustipation. It could also explain the low voter turnout in the 2012 elections and why Liberals and Progressives, fond of their bottled designer water, were less affected by it.

America’s next four years are likely to be hard and frustrating. Obama’s next four years, on the other hand, are likely to be relatively pleasant, if a little vague.

Obama’s Next Four Years – Choom!

Obama’s already gotten the only thing he cared about – a second term so that he couldn’t be list as an abject failure as a POTUS. It’s all easy street from here on in for him and wife as they’ve got four more years of recurring lavish vacations that Americans have to pay for and no pressing needs that Obama really cares about.

You see, now that the elections are over, Obama can be more “flexible.” If he and Michelle wants to chill with a bong or blunt on a regular basis, that no longer really matters. And hey! It’s never too early for them to start teaching Sasha and Malia about their cultural heritage and how all drug laws are founded upon racism…