The Biker and the Lion
Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on January 14th, 2010Here’s a parable – or fable, if you prefer – for America’s modern, twilight age. It’s entitled The Biker and the Lion.
A biker was riding his Harley by the zoo in Washington, DC when he saw a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabbed her by the cuff of her jacket and tried to pull her inside to slaughter and eat her, under the eyes of her terrified, screaming parents.
The biker jumped off his Harley, ran to the cage and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumped back, releasing the girl, and the biker brought her to her terrified parents, who thanked him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressed the Harley rider saying, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replied, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter said, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replied, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker bought the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and read, on the front page:
U.S.MARINE-BIKER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the liberal news media’s approach to the news these days.
— Author Unknown
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Such is the nature of the modern MSM. There’s certainly some humor in that, especially in the great lengths the media will go to twist facts enough to villify whoever must be vilified in order to pander to the basest and most mean of the population within America.
Remember always that that which is utterly undeserving of respect is always deserving of mockery. 😉