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Waffle House Explained

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on July 12th, 2022
Waffle House Explained
Waffle House Explained To Their Sorts

Simply put and in terms that Yankees, Carpetbaggers, Residentes de Miami, and not too few – and fucking far too many – modern, “Southern” urbanites can understand and internalize, Waffle House is just Southern Hibachi.

National Grillin' Day

Posted in Food & Drink, Society on July 4th, 2022

The 4th Is Also National Grillin’ Day

The 4th of July isn’t just Independence Day. It’s also, unofficially but truly in general practice, national grillin’ day, when people of all sorts and stripes either grill or attend cookouts where someone is grillin’.

I, personally think that the grillin’ is the best part, or damn close to it, of the 4th’s celebrations. But then, I grill at least once a week, almost every week of year. Well, that and I’m not a fan of night filled with fireworks.

Some Bits Of Advice

One, while the grill is far, far, far more often than not a Man’s Zone, if you can find a woman who loves grillin’, Put. A. Ring. On. Her. Wife her right the fuck up!

Two, do not be that asshole. If your woman pre-prepped all the meats and vegetables, possibly including deciding upon and applying the marinades and/or rubs; and/or she made all the sides, desserts, and whatnot, DO. NOT. TAKE. CREDIT. FOR. THIS FEAST! It was a joint venture, one in which she did the bulk of the work, leaving you to apply your specific skillset to properly applying fire and smoke to food. Both in your own mind and in response to any compliments you get, make this clear.

Trust me in this, Gentlemen; not only will the above advice prevent you from being that asshole – and we all know or know of at least one of them – it will be to your direct benefit to heed me in this.

Carry on! I’m off to get my coals started.

Mathematically Proven Pizza

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on July 2nd, 2022
Mathematically Proven Pizza
Mathematically Proven Pizza

Even Math, the language of Creation, proves pizza and explains it. 😆 But then, that should come as no shock whatsoever to anyone in the Civilized Word because it’s pizza!

LOL Food Porn!

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on June 12th, 2022
Food Porn
Food Porn – So Rule 34

Oh yeah! This totally redefines food porn.

And just think, if the universe/multiverse is infinite and contains infinite possibilities, this is happening right now… somewhere. 😉

Is It OK?

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on June 6th, 2022
Is It OK?
Is It OK To Do This?

Judging by this, I’m going to say that yes, it’s OK to pull the bag out of its box, stab a straw in it, and drink it like a Capri Sun. 😉