Why We’re Such Great Cooks
Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on March 30th, 2026


π That about sums it up! Nobody likes vegans. Hellfire! From what I’ve seen, vegans don’t even like vegans. And let’s not even go far into their horizontal hatred and narcissism of small differences when it comes to vegetarians and other, not-quite-as-strict eaters. π
Workday Monday Coffee
As I mentioned before, my new contract is a hybrid arrangement. That means I have to make the schlep to their office several days (2-3) a week. Hence, my morning coffee comes earlier and is far more important.
On the sort of, quasi-bright side, though, it means I get to start my day with coffee instead of my morning wife. π It’s nice to be fully awake and even nicer to be the one waking her up right.

A new cut of steak for your dinner party – filet minion. π And yes! I know this was a particularly despicable joke.

Keep hope alive… and pour more, stronger coffee. Today is like a lot of mornings. It’s taking a lot of hot, dark, chemical augmentation to kickstart my brain into something resembling a functional state. π