Reflections From a Murky Pond

Raise your masks so that you can better visualize the world you and your politicians’ policies are creating. 😛

CDC Recommends Progressives Wear Masks Higher To Better Appreciate Utopia They’ve Created

San Francisco, CA – The Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to wear their masks higher on their faces to help better visualize the utopian world their policies have exclusively created. “I think I just heard a vehicle fly by powered by sunshine,” observed Todd McAllen as a homeless person pushed a shopping cart past. “It would honestly be hard to look at all the poverty, crime and despair and still see the wonderful world my leftist ideas had brought about, but now by simply moving my covid mask a couple inches northward, I can finally see people of all races walking through our city hand in hand.” Student activist Neera Dada agrees, “Oh look there, a transgender iman is hugging those non-binary children!”, she stated while unknowingly pointing to a burnt-out check cashing store. The CDC does acknowledge that masking may not be enough, as the ever present smell of fecal matter does disrupt some liberals’ ability to fully ‘envision a better world’. “You’re welcome my friends,” McAllen stated proudly, stepping into something wet and squishy he assumes is a bed of sunflowers.

— The Daily Bystander

Enjoy! Because all we Americans need a laugh right now, and all those Leftards in California, especially the shithole that they’ve remade San Francisco into, need to be laughed at.

I described this man’s unnecessary death as “unmourned” because this atrocity only made the local news; no national outlet seems to have carried it and it was kept from the American public’s consciousness.

It’s fairly horrific that emergency medical personnel would refuse to enter a building to provide lifesaving aid to a man in cardiac arrest due to it “being illegal to do so” under some California state, county, or local law put in place due to the panicdemic. It is mind-bogglingly fucked up that, according to government officials, there are no laws on any books of that nature. But, well more than a year ago, there was guidance issued by the Fire Department that could have been interpreted in that manner.

It makes me wonder how many other people were quietly killed, not by the coronavirus pandemic – those deaths, both real and fraudulent, were eagerly reported upon – but by the Democrat-engendered panicdemic that still surrounds it to this day.

Through the “science” of Optography, we can finally prove that the cat is the culprit!

Oh! And for the snarksters and pedants out there: While Optography was debunked and later derided as Junk Science – much like Phrenology – we’re actually pretty damn close to essentially being able to do that. 😉

Creepy Uncle Joe has a border crisis on his hands and the situation is both accelerating and degenerating. Worse, he, his handlers, and their team don’t have any answers to it, much less a solution they find viable. And, it’s not the actual humanitarian and national security crisis devolving at our border that his overseers had him cause. It’s a more personal crisis. It’s the fact that he is more and more being called out on the fact that he hasn’t even visited the border and has no good, honest reason for that which would sit well with the electorate at large.

Biden’s excuses have also fallen flat.

I’ve been there before, and I haven’t — I mean, I know it well. I guess I should go down. But the — but the whole point of it is: I haven’t had a whole hell of lot of time to get down. I’ve been spending time going around looking at the $900 billion worth of damage done by — by hurricanes and floods and — and weather, and traveling around the world.

— Joe Biden
CNN Town Hall

Except that Biden’s travel has only included two short trips involving weather-related disasters – and one to California where his planned agenda was partially preempted by a wildfire – but over 20 trips to either his home or beach house in Deleware, and he’s only made one international trip.

Even his office’s official mouthpiece, Jennifer Psaki, hasn’t had anything to say on the issue that wasn’t an embarrassment.

He did drive through the border when he was on the campaign trail in 2008. And he is certainly familiar with the fact — and it stuck with him — with the fact that in El Paso, the border goes right through the center of town.

— White House Press Secretary, Jennifer Psaki

That’s just sad. I’m no fan of Psaki but reading her statement just hurts and makes me feel sorry for her. Worse, she continued on with the statement that Biden had “worked on these issues throughout his entire career.” Except that there is absolutely no record of him doing anything involving immigration until his time as Obama’s Vice President, during which he did meet with some Central and South American leaders well away from the US-Mexico border.

Yep. Almost exactly like the real Border Crisis, Biden and Co. have nothing to stem or roll back his more personal border crisis, and more and more people on both side of the Divide are coming to realize that.

That’s funny but also 100% true. Watching CNN in order to get the facts is like watching reruns of Green Acres to learn about farming or life in rural America for that matter. CNN is fiction – pernicious, anti-American fiction.

The truly disgusting thing is that the image above lampoons the best of CNN’s reporting. At best, they lie with facts by taking them out of context and spinning them into a denigration of good, upstanding Americans. Far more often they openly spew falsehoods that they’ve created out of whole cloth or had fed to them by Democrats.

And all that is just within the scope of their “reporting,” When we include their and their guests’ commentary during their various programs and what their staff spews on social media, CNN moves from simple fiction into poorly edited dystopian fantasy.