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Irish Butcher's Diagram

Posted in Announcements on October 20th, 2022
Irish Butcher's Diagram
Irish Butcher’s Diagram

And here we have an Edwardian period Irish Butcher’s diagram showing how to make the most and best cuts from potatoes. πŸ˜†

And yeah, as I posted before, this is funny because, unlike certain sorts, we Irish and descendants of the Irish Diaspora aren’t fecking, skittering, perennially cheesed off omadhauns.

You Can Fill Up Now

Posted in Announcements on October 19th, 2022
You Can Fill Up Now
You Can Fill Up Now, Joe

So, Creepy Uncle Joe’s handlers and caretakers aka the Biden Administration is planning replenishing the Strategic Petroleum Reserve at a per barrel cost of just under $80. This comes just two years after Democrats blocked President Trump from topping up the petroleum reserve for approximately $24 per barrel, 30% of what Biden & Co. expected cost.

But then, this is and was to be expected. Democrats never cared how much damage they caused to Americans in their war against President Trump and we who supported him. Hence, all it took was a successful removal of him from office to reverse their “policy positions.

Remember To Stay Afraid!

Posted in Announcements on October 18th, 2022

As a number of Leftist outlets will tell you, possibly to offset Biden’s COVID-19 off-script gaffe, you “need” to stay afraid of the coronavirus. It’s going to kill you or people you care about, starting in just a few weeks at most.

They Remember To Stay Afraid!

And remember, they want you stay current with your COVID-19 booster regimen. You need to have that few weeks of somewhat increased protection! After all, those pharmaceutical companies need the money that the government promised them, and those Democrat politicians need visible signs of your support. πŸ˜‰

This Is Halloween Mantra

Posted in Announcements on October 16th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
The This Is Halloween Mantra

The holiday coming up fast is Halloween, not Thanksgiving, and certainly not Christmas. So center yourself and chant the Halloween mantra.

This is Halloween. This is Halloween
Back in your hole! Back in your hole!
This is Halloween. This is Halloween!

Chant it often. Chant the Halloween mantra to keep the Kringles at bay.

This is still the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green. Wait your turn!

I Said It's Halloween

Posted in Announcements on October 15th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
I Said It’s Halloween

I said it’s Halloween, not Christmas! It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Get back in your hole and take your music and advertisements with you, fat boy!

I said it’s Halloween! And we will hold true to the beautiful fact that this is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green.