Reflections From a Murky Pond

As a number of Leftist outlets will tell you, possibly to offset Biden’s COVID-19 off-script gaffe, you “need” to stay afraid of the coronavirus. It’s going to kill you or people you care about, starting in just a few weeks at most.

They Remember To Stay Afraid!

And remember, they want you stay current with your COVID-19 booster regimen. You need to have that few weeks of somewhat increased protection! After all, those pharmaceutical companies need the money that the government promised them, and those Democrat politicians need visible signs of your support. 😉

The holiday coming up fast is Halloween, not Thanksgiving, and certainly not Christmas. So center yourself and chant the Halloween mantra.

This is Halloween. This is Halloween
Back in your hole! Back in your hole!
This is Halloween. This is Halloween!

Chant it often. Chant the Halloween mantra to keep the Kringles at bay.

This is still the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green. Wait your turn!

I said it’s Halloween, not Christmas! It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Get back in your hole and take your music and advertisements with you, fat boy!

I said it’s Halloween! And we will hold true to the beautiful fact that this is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green.

Put aside the fact that this is/was a small dog. We all know that a lot of small dogs are insane and oddly successful in their madness. If you’re anything like me – and, if you’re a Gen-X guy, you probably are – this sums up a lot of incidents in your youth. 😆

A lot of us did some crazy and crazy dangerous stuff while completely drunk out of our minds. And, due to some odd synergy between alcohol and youth, we did them successfully, sometimes even with panache.

‘Tis Halloween that approaches, not Christmas. Christmas isn’t even on the horizon yet. So back in your hole!

This is the season of black and orange, not red and green. It’s the sexy, spooky, candy and booze laden season. Go back to waiting for after Thanksgiving before inundating us with the retail season.