Archive for April, 2022

An Aged Wine

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Wine on April 6th, 2022
An Aged Wine For We Aged Oenophiles
An Aged Wine For We Aged Oenophiles

Monsanto, are you reading this?!? American society is aging. There’s a growing market for this! And remember, even with almost all the wine being bought by the “coastal elites” inside America’s borders, the 2nd largest market is Florida, the Old Folks’ Burial Grounds.

Delusional Or Disingenuous?

Posted in Politics on April 5th, 2022
Delusional Or Disingenuous?
Pelosi: Delusional Or Disingenuous?

It is a bit of a quandary. Was Pelosi being delusional or disingenuous when she exclaimed, “How could this be?” over the price of a gallon of gasoline in her state of California where in some locales it has reached $6.00 a gallon.

Given that she then immediately ordered that we don’t solve for this economic disaster by increasing our domestic production of petroleum – the ONLY way to fix this immediate problem – I’d say it’s a combination of both. She was disingenuous in her shock and outrage over fuel prices, and she was delusional in believing that anyone other than the financial elite urbanites would agree with her prohibition on extended domestic drilling.

Beauty In The CWO

Posted in Announcements on April 4th, 2022

Beauty In The CWO Will Be Different But Still Beauty

We might as well get used to the COVID World Order (CWO). Within America’s borders at least there’s just too many people mentally, emotionally, and “morally” invested in the COVID-19 pandemic continuing on for the foreseeable future for there to be any avoiding it. The same sorts who’ve internalized Identity Politics have made the disease a pillar of their identities for there to be any other outcome.

So, let’s get used to our new beauty standards. And hey, they’re not that bad at all. 😉 Though, public indecency and wardrobe malfunctions are going to change in nature if not in either opprobrium or prurient interest.

Pseudepigraphal Spring

Posted in Humor, Religion on April 3rd, 2022
Pseudepigraphal Spring
Pseudepigraphal Spring

And lo! As it was written in Claritin 3:16, No pollen formed against shall prosper! ROFLMAO We are firm in spirit of our Lord and clear in head by his grace. Neither pollen nor dust shall sway us.

Let Me Guess

Posted in Humor on April 2nd, 2022
Let Me Guess, The Rat Could Be You
Let Me Guess, The Rat Could Be You

Let me guess, like the rat in this cartoon, you’ve repurposed any exercise equipment you’ve purchased and moved on to less strenuous pursuits – like Netflix, Gaming, and the consumption of “comfort foods.” 😉 Hell! You probably did that months ago, but I didn’t bother chiding anyone about it in early February like I normally do because adjustments in expectations had to be made due to the economic, societal, and psychological malaise brought on by the panicdemic.

With All That’s Gone On, Inspiration Is Hard To Find

I do get it. With the extended lock-downs and closures of gyms across America, combined with many people’s lingering terror of being around other people, it’s been hard to find inspiration to get and/or keep fit. It’s not like we get the positive reinforcement of seeing fine fitness babes anymore.

But, it’s not all doom and gloom. The lack of motivation to exercise combined with the dramatic increase in home culinary practices has ushered in a new era in which hard is less “in” and soft is more so than it had been previously.

Soft Is The New Safe

So, once again it proves that COVID-19 and the panic that still surrounds it isn’t 100% bad. If nothing else, it has marked a decline in body shaming.