Archive for October, 2016

Bikini Interlude 16

Posted in Society on October 28th, 2016
Bikini Interlude – A Southern Edition

As is the case with almost all the Bikini Interlude posts, there’s really no real purpose to this post beyond providing myself and any who come here a brief interlude of beauty as exemplified by babes in bikinis.

In previous years this would have been a somewhat belated end of season edition but, with the southern beaches in America still being quite warm and the global reach of Reflections From A Murky Pond, I’ve realized that it’s always bikini season somewhere. 😉

Related Reading:

The Beach
Bikini: Ultimate Bikini Competition Prep Guide for Weight Loss, and Diet (Bikini Competition, Bodybuilding, Figure Competition, Diet, Weight loss, Contest Prep)
Beauty: The Invisible Embrace
Beauty
Clam-I-Am!: All About the Beach (Cat in the Hat's Learning Library)

The Oldest PAC

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on October 27th, 2016

The Oldest PACMadonna For Hillary – The Oldest PAC

On Tuesday, 18 October 2016, aging pop star Madonna raised some eyebrows by offering to give blow jobs to voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.

— Madonna

OK, leaving aside the fact that any mention of oral sex and the Clintons is “matrimonially insensitive,” this begs the question of since when did prostitution become the manner in which women promoted other women in society, business, and/or politics?

Given that prostitution is rightfully called the oldest profession, I’d hazard the guess that it’s been the manner such things were done since we invented society, business, and politics. Think of it as the oldest PAC. 😛

Of course, the utter lack of outrage among the Feminists shows their hypocrisy in the matter. Given that even “Sex Positive” Feminists – is that an oxymoron or a unicorn? – are against blow jobs and stridently against swallowing, the lack of outrage on their part shows the world that they don’t have a moral position, only a political one.

And…There’s that pesky, little matter of US Federal law. Madonna’s offer to fellate men who vote for Hillary may run afoul of the penumbra of 18 U.S. Code § 597. I’m force to say “may” because that statute requires an expenditure and one could easily argue that Madonna would be spending nothing to suck off these men. Indeed! One could argue that it’s the men who would be “spending.” 😆 Also, as prostitute isn’t legal in America, there may be an odd loophole where an illegal expenditure can’t be legally classed as an expenditure for purposes of the law.

NOTE: Just enjoy or hate the sarcasm. I’m very well aware that Madonna said this as part of her intro for comedienne Amy Schumer at her recent Madison Square Gardens performance. As such, this was all in good, “clean” fun. Hell! If it wasn’t, old Slick Willy would already be line up. 😛

Related Reading:

A Brief History of Oral Sex
Oral Sex
Chasing Hillary: Ten Years, Two Presidential Campaigns, and One Intact Glass Ceiling
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information
Dear Ijeawele, or A Feminist Manifesto in Fifteen Suggestions

Hillary’s Campaign Stinks

Posted in 2016 Election on October 27th, 2016

Hillary's Campaign StinksHillary’s Campaign Stinks

One thing about Hillary, she never looks behind her – only decades behind her enemies when she’s looking for a non-issue to hand off to her media. She doesn’t notice or care about the vast, reeking cloud of: scandals, lies, corruption, electoral malfeasance, and almost comically common occurrence of unusual deaths of people problematic to her that is choking the American people.

No, Hillary is laser focused on the Presidency. She keeps her on the prize with singularity of focus of a sociopath, knowing in her mind that the means justify the ends when the end is what she desires.

Related Reading:

Lo que pasó (Spanish Edition)
London Large Crime Thriller Series featuring Inspector Harry Hawkins: Books 1-3
Politics (Dover Thrift Editions)
Change and Continuity in the 2016 Elections
A Very English Scandal: Sex, Lies and a Murder Plot at the Heart of Establishment