Archive for March, 2010

Creative Cartography

Posted in Humor, Politics on March 2nd, 2010

For ages cartographers have tried to describe our world with maps. They’ve tried a variety of projections in or to do so: the Albers Equal-Area, the Azimuthal Equidistant, the Bonne, the Mendeleev-Conic, and the ubiquitous Mercator projections to name but a few.

Some times though, when trying to map things more complex and fluid than geographic features, they have to resort to creative cartography in order to do so.

Cartography Proves The Middle-East Is The Ass End Of The World - No Wonder The Middle-East Is In Deep Shit
No Wonder The Middle-East Is In Deep Shit

I believe this should be called the Colorectal-Sinusoidal Projection. I also believe that cartographers have finally managed to illustrate the reason for so many of the world’s ills. 😉

Backing And Filling

Posted in Politics on March 1st, 2010

Seeing fear in one’s enemies is always a joyful thing. When that enemy is Nancy Pelosi it’s even better since she’s barely able to mouth a rational string of jabber when she’s not backing and filling and trying in vain to save her worthless, wrinkled, traitorous ass.


Pelosi Claims Commonality With The Tea Party

That’s just too funny! Pelosi claiming that she and her Liberal cabal have anything in common with the Americans in the Tea Party Movement.

Give it up, Nancy. You can back and fill or shuck and jive all you want but they’re still coming for you and yours. Just hope – since I doubt you pray – that they settle for just voting you out.

Yes – it’s good to see fear in your enemies – especially when it makes them stupid and funny 😉