Three Wishes

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, “I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss.”

The man agrees and makes his first wish: “I want lots of money.” Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.

Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.

Finally the genie says, “You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully.”

The man says, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”


4 Responses to “Three Wishes”

  1. Nabiha Meher Shaikh Says:


    How’ve been Jonolan? Haven’t heard from you in a while! I’m missing your comments!

  2. jonolan Says:

    Welcome back, Nabiha; I’ve missed you as well. Life’s been a little hectic / crazy lately and I haven’t been blogging as much as I would have liked.

  3. Christy Says:

    Horrible but awesome! LOL!!

  4. Josh Says:

    Thats a good one too. I haven’t heard it with the kidney thing that was good. The last time I heard that one it was “Now I wish you’d beat me half to death.” I think the kidney thing is better.

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