Reflections From a Murky Pond

Anything and everything involving Hollywood “needs” a reboot. Without rebooting existing franchises there’d be few new movies because there’s apparently a dearth of creativity and/or cognitive ability on the Left Coast. The one quasi-exception to this is Disney’s animated movies. Since most are based on folk tales and fairy tales they have a more legitimate reason for relying upon rebooting existing properties.

Fortunately for Disney, Eric Proctor has provided the perfect inspiration for rebooting some of the Disney Princesses.

The Zenomorph In Bhadrasana

There is more than one way to reach Enlightenment, just as there are many ways to become one with the universe and achieve a state of Zen.

Today is the day of Obama 2nd inauguration and, as such, is the official opening day of the boy’s latest theatrical release.

Obama: The Sequel – Mistaken 2

The only thing is that nobody is sure, as of yet, what genre this (im)morality play will be in: Black Comedy, Political Thriller, Zombie Apocalypse, or a gritty, streetwise remake of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde with Obama in the starring role(s)?

Personally, I’m sort of hoping for a twisted remake – yes, another one! – of Red Dawn. The image of a young, White guy in a school jacket holding up Obama’s severed head and yelling, “Wolverines!” give me a warm feeling in my soul. 😉 Add three more Americans carrying the heads of the rest of the Obamas and I’d say the work deserved an Oscar!

Life supposedly mimics art and this can cause us to experience nightmares. What should have been just titillating Halloween horror can become a stark, terrifying reality.

Right now the Makers, the tax-paying, productive citizens of America are experiencing just such a horror. A plague of parasite-driven zombies are coming for them.

Makers Beware! You Are What They Eat

Fortunately, I suppose, this parasite version of a zombie apocalypse isn’t one of the grass-roots varieties. There is a nest leader, a King of the Zombie as it were.

The Lord Of The Infected

Kill the King and the hive mind loses direction. At that point, the drones are close to harmless and can be obliterated piecemeal. Better even, the method for killing zombies has been long-established and, if one or more brave souls take proper action, the parasitic plague of zombies can be expunged.

Head, Not Heart! Your Dope Is Wrong!

You’ve got to get it right though if you want to end the apocalypse.  Headshots are the solution for zombies and politicians, not center of mass.  They’ll just get up again otherwise.

Or…We could just vote Obama and as many Leftists out of office on November 6th, 2012. It’s a rather anticlimactic ending for the Obama zombie apocalypse but, I suppose, life doesn’t have to mirror art perfectly in every way. 😆

The 2012 elections are nearly upon us. Soon we will able to choose many of political figures, including the Presidency. We must choose wisely and not doubt or misunderstand what we will be choosing.

Choose The Destroyer

We get to choose the destroyer and what will be targeted for destruction, America or her enemies, both foreign and domestic.

We can choose Stay Puft Daddy Obama or we can Mitt Romney who, at least, could answer Gozer’s question, “Are you a God?” with the answer of, “Not yet, but my soul will grow to be as my Heavenly Parents.” 😛