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The Oldest PAC

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on October 27th, 2016

The Oldest PACMadonna For Hillary – The Oldest PAC

On Tuesday, 18 October 2016, aging pop star Madonna raised some eyebrows by offering to give blow jobs to voters who cast their ballots for Hillary Clinton.

If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow.

— Madonna

OK, leaving aside the fact that any mention of oral sex and the Clintons is “matrimonially insensitive,” this begs the question of since when did prostitution become the manner in which women promoted other women in society, business, and/or politics?

Given that prostitution is rightfully called the oldest profession, I’d hazard the guess that it’s been the manner such things were done since we invented society, business, and politics. Think of it as the oldest PAC. ๐Ÿ˜›

Of course, the utter lack of outrage among the Feminists shows their hypocrisy in the matter. Given that even “Sex Positive” Feminists – is that an oxymoron or a unicorn? – are against blow jobs and stridently against swallowing, the lack of outrage on their part shows the world that they don’t have a moral position, only a political one.

And…There’s that pesky, little matter of US Federal law. Madonna’s offer to fellate men who vote for Hillary may run afoul of the penumbra of 18 U.S. Code ร‚ยง 597. I’m force to say “may” because that statute requires an expenditure and one could easily argue that Madonna would be spending nothing to suck off these men. Indeed! One could argue that it’s the men who would be “spending.” ๐Ÿ˜† Also, as prostitute isn’t legal in America, there may be an odd loophole where an illegal expenditure can’t be legally classed as an expenditure for purposes of the law.

NOTE: Just enjoy or hate the sarcasm. I’m very well aware that Madonna said this as part of her intro for comedienne Amy Schumer at her recent Madison Square Gardens performance. As such, this was all in good, “clean” fun. Hell! If it wasn’t, old Slick Willy would already be line up. ๐Ÿ˜›

Hillary’s Campaign Stinks

Posted in 2016 Election on October 27th, 2016

Hillary's Campaign StinksHillary’s Campaign Stinks

One thing about Hillary, she never looks behind her – only decades behind her enemies when she’s looking for a non-issue to hand off to her media. She doesn’t notice or care about the vast, reeking cloud of: scandals, lies, corruption, electoral malfeasance, and almost comically common occurrence of unusual deaths of people problematic to her that is choking the American people.

No, Hillary is laser focused on the Presidency. She keeps her on the prize with singularity of focus of a sociopath, knowing in her mind that the means justify the ends when the end is what she desires.

Naming The Beasts

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on October 25th, 2016

With the monsters in America out of the closet, it’s best to put a name to them. Naming the beasts reduces the fear that they can engender and, with that fear reduced, weakens them and make them easier for faithful Americans to contain or destroy.

Naming The Beasts - Mugwumps have become MugwhumpsMugwhumps For Clinton 2016

Yes, the best name for the childish, selfish creatures of the #NeverTrump movement is Mugwhumps even if they don’t actively vote for Hillary in the fast approaching 2016 elections. They even have the sanctimonious and holier-than-thou attitudes that were generally associated with the 19th century term, Mugwump.

Ah well, such is the lesson easiness learned from history. At least we’ve put a name to them. That’s a start.

Michelle On Trump

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on October 24th, 2016

Michelle on TrumpMichelle On Trump

The image above aptly sums up both Moochelle Obama’s real stance on “misogynist speach” and on Whites vs. Blacks. She deplores Donald Trump’s words and alleged actions while regularly entertaining various rap and hip-hop personalities at the White House; personalities well-known for vilely sexist and pro-rape lyrics; personalities well-known for fostering a culture that abjectly degrades and dehumanizes Black women.

But hey! Those are Blacks and Mr. Trump is White, so other, higher, harsher standards need to be applied to him because expecting a Black male to behave as a White man is expected to behave is racist.

Whining About Whining

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on October 24th, 2016

Obama - Whining about Trump's supposed whiningObama Whining About Whining

In an act of incredible hypocrisy, Obama is now whining, ranting, and raving about Donald Trump’s supposed whining about the gross media bias he’s enduring during his campaign to become President of the US.

That’s rich coming from a boy who’s done little else but whine, shuck, and jive about almost anything and anyone which has stood against him or merely called him out on his words, deeds, and agenda.