Archive for the 'Humor' Category

The Best Veggie Burger

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on July 20th, 2021
The Best Veggie Burger Ever!

Sadly, the above ad is fake. I would have adored it if it was an actual whimsical – or mocking if you’re of the flat-toothed dietary persuasion – but, alas and alack, neither the advertisement nor Crompton’s Beef Farm are real.

Those Shining Girls

Posted in Humor, Movies, Politics on July 11th, 2021
Those Shining Girls? They Grew Up

Yeah, those creepy girls from Kubrick’s 1980 psychological horror film, The Shining grew up. Then, for a long while, things really got scary for America.

He Broke Up With You…

Posted in Humor, Society on July 7th, 2021
He Broke Up With You...
He Broke Up With You…

Personally, I think that women have been trained to believe that the primary reason that they either can’t get a man or keep a man is their physical beauty since the first person realized that he or she could make a living off of convincing women of that idea.

It’s Reproductive Self-Selection

More often though, when it comes to a man breaking up with a woman, it’s not at all about her appearance. It’s about how she acts and what her ideology is. Most men, especially those men who are “worth anything as men” will leave post-haste as soon as they realize that the female they’re with is not a woman, but a womyn. They leave because socialists, feminists, “wokelings,” and similar sorts make piss-poor mates and should never be allowed into circumstances when and where they might bear children.

Then again, there is some truth to such womyn’s sentiments, just not in the shallow, venal, ephemeral context that they relegate men’s opinions to. Men have, do, and will break up with womyn because they’re ugly. It’s just that it’s the ugliness of their minds and souls, not of their features and forms, that drive good men away.

Driving With Deer

Posted in Humor, Society, The Environment on July 2nd, 2021

Driving With Deer – Some Of Y’all Won’t Get This, Gods Bless Ya

Yep! Those of us who’ve lived in the country and/or extensively drove through the more rural parts of America have entirely different feeling towards- and relationship with deer, especially if they’re anywhere near the road we’re on.

Maji Ka, Koiju!

Posted in Humor, Society on June 27th, 2021

Maji Ka, Koiju!
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Above – rare documentary evidence of two giant showa koi – hence the portmanteau, “Koiju” – seen swimming in the Chiraibetsu River, near Sarufutsu-mura in in Sōya Subprefecture, Hokkaido, Japan.