Archive for the 'Humor' Category

I Was In A Hurry

Posted in Humor on July 28th, 2021
I Was In A Hurry This Morning...
I Was In A Hurry This Morning…

Wait for it. It’ll happen. 😉 With some companies and some colleges trying to return to normalcy, there’s going to be some bobbles as people deal with going out again after all this time.

Purradice City

Posted in Humor, Music, Society on July 27th, 2021
Purradice City
Take Me Down To The Purradice City

Take me down to the purradice city
Where the catnip’s green and the girls are kitties
Take me home
(oh, won’t you please take me home)

Yes, Please! While I’m not that inspired by catnip – though I do grow it in my front garden to attract the neighborhood kitties – I’d love it if somehow I could be taken to where the girls are kitties. 😉

Nekomusume are Nekogami

PRO TIP: Don’t be that Weeb! Or, if you prefer, don’t be a Baka Minikui Gaijin! Treat those Cat Daughters (Nekomusume) like the Cat Goddesses (Nekogami) that they are. You’ll go farther that way and won’t be quite so much of a painful-to-witness embarrassment.

NOTE: The much more common term would be simply Baka Gaijin (Stupid/foolish [non-Asian] Foreigner). I chose to make the point stronger by adding Minikui (ugly in the sense of being painful to see). It also is a riff on the longstanding “Ugly American” stereotype.

Also, just as a personal note on language, idiom, and the subtle shadings of meaning and expectation, I prefer Nekomusume (Cat Daughters) over the equally or more common term, Nekomimi (Cat Ears). Both, however, are in very common use when describing Cat Girls.

Gah! The Light!

Posted in Humor on July 26th, 2021
Gah! The Light! The Light! It Burns!

Oh yeah! It’s so like that! 😆 That, and my hydroponics setups in my kitchen switching their very full-spectrum lights on in early morning while I’m setting in the dark, drinking coffee, and making these blog posts.

You Kids Today

Posted in Humor on July 22nd, 2021
You Kids Today Don't Even Know What Real Music Is
You Kids Today Don’t Even Know What Real Music Is

That’s about the size of it! 😆 And, if you don’t get it, you just proved my point. So, I’m not going to bother myself to explain it to you. 😉

The March Of Progressives

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on July 21st, 2021

The March Of Progressives

With equal parts sarcastic hilarity and sadness, this sums up seeing the various breeds of Liberals, Progressives, Leftists, and “Woke” sorts’ constant march towards their vision of utopia. All they’re ever doing is plodding in a circle and digging a trench of repeated failure.

It is rather a, if not the definition of insanity; to do the same thing time and time again, expecting to get a different result. And that is what these “Progressive” sorts are and have been doing. At most/worst they try either variations on a theme or, having reached yet another failure point, they’ve expanded their criteria for either victimhood or oppression.