Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Lies, Lies, Lies!

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Technology on September 11th, 2021
Lies!

The cake is a lie! It's a rock, specifically a striation of red agate, white opal, and botryodial chalcedony
The Cake Is A Lie! It’s A Rock!
Lies!

The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It's A Cake!
The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It’s A Cake!
Lies!

The rock is a lie! It's paint. Specifically, it's mixture of many automotive paints aged for years known as Fordite
The Rock Is A Lie! It’s Paint!

Lies, lies, lies, and damn lies, I tell you! You can’t trust anything – much less anyone – anymore. The cake’s a rock; the dutch oven’s a cake; and the bloody rock is just years and years’ worth of piled up, dried automotive paint. 😉

Extinction Event

Posted in Humor on September 6th, 2021

Yep! Extinction Events aren’t always the catastrophes that we’ve been taught. Sometimes, they’re pretty and somewhat goofy-looking pink birds… of doom.

When You’re So Full Of Shit

Posted in Humor, Politics on September 2nd, 2021
When You're So Full Of Shit
When You’re So Full Of Shit…

And No! I’m not sniping at Biden. He has little to nothing to do with either his “election” or Presidency. This is entirely aimed at the enemy apparatus that chose and installed him as POTUS and chose a “Black” female as his running mate for purely political reasons.

But hey! They chose well. I’ve got to give them that. Harris certainly looks the part and sounds and acts too.

Ancient Dad Jokes

Posted in Humor on August 25th, 2021

Dad Jokes, I’m pretty sure they’ve been in existence since Man developed language and there were family structures with fathers in evidence.

I have a joke about Jason and his Argonauts, but it’s kind of long

I have a joke about Hector, but the punchline’s a drag

I have a joke about Boreas, but it’s a bit long-winded

I have a Medusa joke; it’s pretty rock solid

I have a joke about Hephaestus, but it’s pretty lame

I have a joke about Procrustes, but it’s a bit of a stretch

I have a joke about Galatea, but it stats out a bit stiff

Eldrtich Crow

Αστεία του αρχαίου μπαμπά
(Ancient Dad Jokes)

Now sure; these are only ones from the Hellenistic period and are specific the Mediterranean region where the ancient Greek city-states dominated the culture. That’s a necessary focus because written language is needed in order to record these bits of humor… and I’m so not going to fight my way through hieratic, cuneiform, or hanzi! 😆

And, for the pendants among us, you could say that aren’t ancient dad jokes; they’re Classical dad jokes.

Not My Kink!

Posted in Humor, Society on August 24th, 2021

OMG! Not My Kink! Not My Kink! Safeword!

😆 Now that’s a delightfully unique, hilarious, and utterly twisted riff on the fairy tale trope of the dragon and the captured or sacrificed princess. And, yes, to inform the more sheltered out there, vore – short for vorarephilia – is a kink, hopefully, one firmly restricted to fantasy.