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Democrats – The Biden Years

Posted in 2020 Elections, Humor, Politics on January 7th, 2022
Democrats in The Biden Years
Democrats – The Biden Years

Even with their media and most of Social Media doing their best to cover up or rationalize away the incessant stream of problems generated by Biden and Harris, I can’t help thinking that a whole lot of Democrats feel this way right now. Especially after some recent election results and Hillary’s dire warnings.

Duāng Duāng Bǎobǎo

Posted in Humor, Society on December 28th, 2021

Duāng Duāng, Bǎobǎo

Duāng Duāng Bǎobǎo (成龍成龍 寶寶) – or, in English, Boing Boing, Baby. Here are six more delightful gifts from China. We may hate the disease that they spread across our land, and we may bemoan the economic damage their Democrat allies caused as a result of it, but we should appreciate how the locked-in, attention-starved Kung Flu-zies dealt with it by using China’s best-inserted espionage tool.

And… A Bonus Factoid

Boing or Duāng didn’t – and technically still doesn’t in the Chinese language, especially in the context of unexpected boob bounces/drops, a favorite of manga, anime, and, apparently, attention-seeking girls in quarantine. Duāng was actually coined by Jackie Chan in the early 2000s.

That’s why I had to write it with two characters. The image to the left isn’t in unicode; it was created by “netizens” in the wake of Duāng‘s viral spread.

Duāng Duāng

😆 And now you have a new factoid and a somewhat better understanding of part of why I’m a polyglot and a lover of linguistics.

Final Note: Both the created hanzi and the formal, two-character breakout I used are actually Jackie Chan’s Chinese stage name, Long Chen – roughly translated, “Become The Dragon.”

2021, 3rd Day Of Christmas

Posted in Humor, Society on December 27th, 2021

‘Tis The 3rd Day Of Christmas

And so the 3rd Day of 2021’s Christmastide dawns. Remember now, we should all celebrate every one of the 12 Days, so get to unwrapping! 😆

Holiday Trees

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on December 25th, 2021
Holiday Trees
Holiday Trees

Since certain sorts are perennially butthurt over mentions of Christmas, here are some alternative holiday trees to consider for next year. 😉

Christmas' True Meaning

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on December 24th, 2021
Christmas’ True Meaning

It’s actually kind of, sort of like that! The Christians’ winter holiday is celebrated using various traditions and trappings of a variety of other, earlier established religions, either directly or indirectly appropriated from them and their worshippers’ cultures. 😆 Even the date of Christmas was likely coopted in this fashion under the rule of Emporer Constantine in the 4th century AD.

And, you know what? Meh. Who cares? One, this sort of thing happens. Two, they lost their war over Christmas decades ago… to their own culture.