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Not Suitable For Democrats

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on January 17th, 2022

Home COVID-19 Tests Are Not Suitable For Democrats
Test Is Not Suitable For Democrats

A few days ago I posted about a simple home COVID-19 test to replace the vaporware ones Biden has promised to deliver. Sadly I guess, I have been notified that those particular tests are not suitable for Democrats.

Apparently constant direct exposure has caused Democrats to undergo olfactory sensory adaptation. Tangentially, this also explains why so many of them think their shit doesn’t stink. 👿

England's Booster Fail

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on January 16th, 2022
England’s Booster Fail

Well! That certainly explains England’s less than stellar “up to date” vaccination rates! 😆 Kidding! Kidding! England’s rate is over the world’s average… despite spelling vs. pronunciation issues. 👿

Weather Alert

Posted in Humor on January 15th, 2022
Weather Alert
Warning! Nobody Knows Shit About What's Going To Happen
Weekend Weather Alert

That about sums it up when it comes to weather or climate predictions. There are just too many variables, too many of which are either unknown or misunderstood, to make anything resembling accurate predictions for any locality, much less globally.

But, here’s hoping…

Weekend Weather Alert – Hotness Predicted

While I’m not hopeful after looking at the skies, there’s still some small chance that snow will heat things up. 😛

Getting Her First Pet

Posted in Humor on January 15th, 2022

Emma’s Getting Her First Pet 😆

Hehe… Getting your child their first pet doesn’t always go how the parents foresaw it going. 😉 Well, in my family it did, but your mileage may and likely will vary by a large margin.

NOTE: The snake in this hilarious cartoon strip appears to be an Emerald Green Tree Boa. They are not a good choice for anyone’s first snake, especially a young child’s. Still funny though.

COVID-19 Tests

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on January 14th, 2022
COVID-19 Tests Are Easy
COVID-19 Tests

Since Biden has rather badly failed to deliver on his promise to provide the nation with “free” COVID-19 test kits – or, at least, I think he promised that; he often doesn’t speak coherently, so I can’t be 100% sure – here’s a simple and truly free alternative. 😉