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An Alternative Theory

Posted in Announcements on March 5th, 2023
An Alternative Theory On That Balloon
An Alternative Theory On That Balloon

At the risk of being marginalized as a conspiracy theorist by our domestic enemies, the Democrats, likely Democrats, and other sub-normal sorts within our nation’s borders, I would like to present an alternative theory on that balloon which Biden and Co. blamed on the Chinese.

Don't Be Fooled

Posted in Announcements on February 21st, 2023

Don’t Be Fooled. Don’t Think Winter Is Over

Do yourself a favor. Don’t be fooled by any signs that the weather is currently warming. We’re in False Spring, also known as Fool’s Spring. It’s still Winter and, at any moment, the weather could shift back to frigid.

It’s Still Time For Sweaters

It’s still time for sweaters. You’ll likely regret it if you start packing them up for storage now. You’re going to want to wear them for a while yet.

Or, At The Very Least, Slide On Some High Socks

At the very least, if you’re hellbent on forgoing sweater, at least wear some thigh-high socks to keep your legs warm.

Proposing Under Bidenomics

Posted in Announcements on January 26th, 2023
Proposing Under Bidenomics
Proposing Under Bidenomics

It’s a sad fact – but, one not without some humor – that attracting mates, dating them, and proposing to them look a wee bit different under Bidenomics and the Democrat-engineered collapse of the American economy.

Best New Years Gift

Posted in Announcements on January 22nd, 2023
Best New Years Gift Is Oranges
Best Chinese New Years Gift

Oranges, the best Chinese New Years Gift to give someone. 😉 Of course, the display should be beautiful as well and tie into the meaning/predictions of the zodiac sign involved, in this case that would be the Rabbit.

The Orthodoxy Of Epiphany

Posted in Announcements on January 19th, 2023

The Orthodoxy Of Epiphany

And, with this, I really do wrap up Christmastide. For today is the celebration of Epiphany in the Eastern Orthodox Church, which both never switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian one that most of us use and celebrates Epiphany as the day of Jesus’ baptism of Jesus by John the Forerunner in the River Jordan rather than the arrival of the three Magi.