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I Had Some Seasonal Funnies Left In The Basket
I had a few Easter funnies left in the basket as it were, partially due to time constraints and partially because I see no need to gratuitously offend Christians during their holiday. So, here they are. Enjoy.
Easter Sunday is great! After all, hunting for eggs and painting them are two of best and most pleasant things for most of us to do. But… the next day stinks. It is, after all, Egg Fart Monday. 😆
Easter Egg Hunting In 2022
‘Tis once again Easter. So, gentlemen, I do hope your ready, willing, and able to go egg hunting – and egg painting 😉 – today. After all, almost every single trapping and custom enjoyed during this Spring holiday is based upon Pagan fertility rites – or, neo-Pagan conceits. Either way though, Spring is the time for new life, the time for seed to sown in fertile fields.
And, for you Christians – yes, you should be celebrating the Resurrection instead of following the forms of Eostre’s rites. Yet, o scions of Noah, your God did command you in Genesis 1:26, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
So, given when in the year you celebrate your Christ’s Resurrection, now’s a good time to “get right with God.” 😆
As The Portly Politico recently pointed out, tomorrow, being Easter Sunday, many titular Christians will flock to churches across America for their twice yearly church attendance.
Of course, with so many churches in America, especially the “Liberal Churches” trying to cater to the secular biases of so many different types of people, the question is which Eastertide service will you attend.
Yeah, teachers do have a problem. What passes for students today consider most basic lessons to be archaic knowledge that they see no point whatsoever in learning. 😉
