Calling The Doctor

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on July 29th, 2021
Calling The Doctor
Dr. Zeuss That Is
Calling The Doctor

Our nation is sick, infected by destructive parasites and we need to call a doctor. Dr. Zeuss, that is, with thunderbolts from on high to purge the body of our nation of its diseased parts. 😉 After all, it’s a long-proven medical fact that ECT is an effective treatment for the diseases and disorders that have resulted in the modern Democrat party.

I Was In A Hurry

Posted in Humor on July 28th, 2021
I Was In A Hurry This Morning...
I Was In A Hurry This Morning…

Wait for it. It’ll happen. 😉 With some companies and some colleges trying to return to normalcy, there’s going to be some bobbles as people deal with going out again after all this time.

Purradice City

Posted in Humor, Music, Society on July 27th, 2021
Purradice City
Take Me Down To The Purradice City

Take me down to the purradice city
Where the catnip’s green and the girls are kitties
Take me home
(oh, won’t you please take me home)

Yes, Please! While I’m not that inspired by catnip – though I do grow it in my front garden to attract the neighborhood kitties – I’d love it if somehow I could be taken to where the girls are kitties. 😉

Nekomusume are Nekogami

PRO TIP: Don’t be that Weeb! Or, if you prefer, don’t be a Baka Minikui Gaijin! Treat those Cat Daughters (Nekomusume) like the Cat Goddesses (Nekogami) that they are. You’ll go farther that way and won’t be quite so much of a painful-to-witness embarrassment.

NOTE: The much more common term would be simply Baka Gaijin (Stupid/foolish [non-Asian] Foreigner). I chose to make the point stronger by adding Minikui (ugly in the sense of being painful to see). It also is a riff on the longstanding “Ugly American” stereotype.

Also, just as a personal note on language, idiom, and the subtle shadings of meaning and expectation, I prefer Nekomusume (Cat Daughters) over the equally or more common term, Nekomimi (Cat Ears). Both, however, are in very common use when describing Cat Girls.

Gah! The Light!

Posted in Humor on July 26th, 2021
Gah! The Light! The Light! It Burns!

Oh yeah! It’s so like that! 😆 That, and my hydroponics setups in my kitchen switching their very full-spectrum lights on in early morning while I’m setting in the dark, drinking coffee, and making these blog posts.

Meanwhile, In Chicago

Posted in Politics on July 25th, 2021
Meanwhile, In Chicago
Meanwhile, In Chicago

Meanwhile, in fully and wholly Democrat-controlled Chicago, Shaka Zulu Lori Lightfoot is continuing to show concern over COVID-19. Presumably, she wants to make sure everyone wears their masks and maintains proper social distancing while murdering each other.

An interesting, if rather unsurprising, position for the mayor of a city where one of the most common causes of death, especially among her particular constituents, is a Black Male.