Democrat Pond Scum Rises

Posted in 2028 Elections, Humor, Politics on June 24th, 2026
Democrat Pond Scum Rises
Democrat Pond Scum Rises To Top Of Field

In a hilarious turn of events, the Reflecting Pool’s algae has risen to the top of Democrat presidential candidate polls. đŸ˜†

We Have A Floater

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 24th, 2026
We Have A Floater
We Have A Floater

Most pieces of shit flush down and go away. Unfortunately, Obama is one of them. He’s a fucking floater that just keeps coming back up. đŸ™„

Most ex-Presidents fade away. They largely stay out of the public eye, especially as it involves politics. Not Obama though. Neither he nor “Big Mike” will sit quietly on the side lines, as is considered proper for White House alumni. These two lumps of shit are floaters.

At Least It Isn’t Snowing

Posted in Humor on June 23rd, 2026
At Least It Isn't Snowing
At Least It Isn’t Snowing

Bikini Interlude 101

Posted in Society on June 22nd, 2026

Bikini Interlude – A Transkini Edition

Unlike the majority of the Bikini Interludes, this one does have a small point beyond pleasant prurience. It’s a bit of a PSA for the trans cuties out there. Do not tuck. Do not make anything a surprise. Avoid at all costs making a man feel trapped. đŸ˜‰

Do You Need A Binky?

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 21st, 2026
Do You Need A Binky?
Do You Need A Binky?
Suck On A Gun, Dem
Suck On This, Dem!

It seems obvious to me that all the hysterical Trump-hating Dems need a binky. Personally, I advocate them sucking on the business end of a 1911a1. Intercranial 230-grain JHP is the proven cure for all their problems and the problems they cause for Americans.

Yeah, Dems. Come suck on your binky, and we’ll make all your pain and misery go away. đŸ‘¿