Disney's Next Attempt?
Posted in Humor, Movies, Society on July 9th, 2023
With Disney’s attempt to re-envision The Little Mermaid being a flop, one has to wonder if they’ll soon try it again. The above seems like a likely 2nd attempt.

With Disney’s attempt to re-envision The Little Mermaid being a flop, one has to wonder if they’ll soon try it again. The above seems like a likely 2nd attempt.

Really! This is sage advice. Don’t ever judge a book by the movie adaption of it. This is especially true of actual novel-length works since they contain far too much content for a single movie.
Oh! And yes, this holds true in both directions. If you liked the movie, you may still dislike the book, or even hate it – e.g., I know of very, very few people who enjoyed Starship Troopers as a movie who also didn’t hate Heinlein’s actual 1959 novel.

Beauty and the Beast seems like it should have ended like this, yet it didn’t because so many people forget that Belle was a White woman… and we all know, thanks to internet memes, that White women will ride into battle naked on the backs of wild beasts. 😆
And yeah, most people also either don’t know or choose to bleach their brains of the fact that Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc., a company that makes a variety of non-human shaped sex toys, has revenues exceeding $100 million USD. So, this ending seems at least a probable as the one that was shown.

Why Ridley Scott will never be allowed to be involved in an Easter Special. 😆

Notify Imperial Command. Our scout troopers have finally found the rebel bass.