Reflections From a Murky Pond

You Gotta Love Bikini Bottoms

Really! You gotta love bikini bottoms too. Even if you’re an avowed breast man – or some variety of woman – failing to properly appreciate a barely bikini-clad ass is just wrong. You need to look at the whole picture. 😉

Really! This is sage advice. Don’t ever judge a book by the movie adaption of it. This is especially true of actual novel-length works since they contain far too much content for a single movie.

Oh! And yes, this holds true in both directions. If you liked the movie, you may still dislike the book, or even hate it – e.g., I know of very, very few people who enjoyed Starship Troopers as a movie who also didn’t hate Heinlein’s actual 1959 novel.

I’m ex-Navy, so yeah; this is funny! Trust me, true bravery is drinking coffee in your dress whites. And Tropicals? *snort*

Beauty and the Beast seems like it should have ended like this, yet it didn’t because so many people forget that Belle was a White woman… and we all know, thanks to internet memes, that White women will ride into battle naked on the backs of wild beasts. 😆

And yeah, most people also either don’t know or choose to bleach their brains of the fact that Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc., a company that makes a variety of non-human shaped sex toys, has revenues exceeding $100 million USD. So, this ending seems at least a probable as the one that was shown.

In case any of you were wondering, in the metaverse of science fiction universe’s space-time coordinates, you are here. You, I, and the rest of us poor schmucks are right at the nexus of pretty much every major dystopian creation of the last 100 years. 😉

Pedantic, Over-Thinking Note: My one issue with this venn diagram is that I would have put 1984 and Brave New World in opposing positions instead of next to each other.