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If Only This Worked

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on October 16th, 2022
If Only This Worked
If Only This Worked

Forget Candy Man or any of the other summoning thriplets. Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!

Yeah, if only this worked. I and a lot of the rest of us would be summoning brunch most weekend mornings. 😉

Irish Food Pyramid

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor on October 11th, 2022
Irish Food Pyramid
Irish Food Pyramid

I present you the Irish Food Pyramid. 😆 And yes, while you can easily get just about any cuisine that you want in Ireland’s cities, this does sum up classic Irish food in general, or so personal and anecdotal evidence, as well as lived experience, strongly indicates.

Oh, and why can I make fun of my own friends and relatives in Ireland? It’s because, unlike certain sorts, the Irish aren’t fecking, skittering, perennially cheesed off omadhauns.

McDonald's Adult Happy Meal

Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 8th, 2022
McDonald's Adult Happy Meal
McDonald’s Adult Happy Meal

McDonald’s Happy Meals – not just for the kiddies anymore. 😉 Oh, and by the way, while not nearly as mouthwatering as this idea, McDonald’s is, for a limited time, really making Adult Happy Meals. to the delight of us and the exhausted horror of McD’s staff.

Now, personally, I prefer the idea above. It’s about time that Happy Meals included a “golden delicious pie.” 😉

Beer, Pretzels, and Boobs

Posted in Beer, Food & Drink, Humor, Society on October 2nd, 2022
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Time To Enjoy Beer, Pretzels, and Boobs
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We’re winding up this year’s Octoberfest. It’s time to enjoy some beer, pretzels, and boobs while you still can.

First, Coffee

Posted in Coffee & Tea, Humor on September 19th, 2022
First, Coffee
First, Coffee

Like every day, but especially Mondays, first, coffee, then on the confusion and frustration that is the day.