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Transweiser

Posted in Beer, Humor, Politics, Society on April 15th, 2023
Transweiser
Introducing Transweiser

In further efforts to discard their consumers and seek a new target audience for their products, Anheuser-Busch will be renaming their primary label, Transweiser. This has been met with great enthusiasm by some members of Biden administration, with his Assistant Secretary of Health, Richard Levine, has stated that it’s now time to starting touting the health benefits of beer. πŸ˜‰

Levine, a pediatrician(!), has also stated that the Biden administration will be considering studies into the gender affirming effects of Transweiser on teens,with the hope that it will make their transitions more likely and enjoyable.

Bud Light Bois & Gurls

Posted in Beer, Humor on April 11th, 2023
Bud Light Bois & Gurls
Bud Light Bois & Gurls Date Differently

The new, incoming Bud Light bois and gurls date and have intercourse a bit differently than the currently on the way out the door customers. And this is what Bud Light’s VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid was shooting for. Apparently, she feels the need to move Bud Light from competing with Coors and Miller and into the White Claw marketspace. πŸ˜†

My only questions for Heinerscheid is how can you make something attractive to men and women when you obvious can’t define either and seem quite confused about the whole gender thing; and, how you be inclusive by alienating the entirety of your current customer base and insulting them in response to complaints?

But hey! It’s not like Bud Light is “cis-beer” in the first place. πŸ˜‰

Marked Safe

Posted in Beer, Humor on April 8th, 2023
Marked Safe From Drinking Bud Light
Just Letting You Know – I’m Marked Safe

Of course, I was always safe, having been raised right. I don’t and never have willingly drank Bud Light. In these times, I don’t need to pasteurize water before drinking it. πŸ˜‰

Transbeer

Posted in Beer, Humor, Politics, Society on April 6th, 2023
Transbeer

Serendipity

When I first ran across the “issue” of Bud Light going all Transphilic, my first thought was to post how it didn’t matter and even made a certain amount of sense. Then, I found this video. πŸ˜†

Perfect! Utterly perfect! And better than I could do.

Gender Correctness Wins

Posted in Food & Drink, Society on March 13th, 2023
Gender Correctness Wins
Gender Correctness Wins

Jeremy’s Razors introduced a line of gender correct candy bars in response to Hershey’s tranny bar and it’s been a huge initial success, with over half a million of the candy bars being sold in mere days. By the way, that’s a bit over 23 tons of chocolate bars. πŸ˜†

That’s a very strong statement by normal people against the twisted and depraved #Woke crowd, and it’s probably the most successful #Buycott in history to-date. Meanwhile, Hershey’s is facing a boycott of at least some effect.

Hence, gender correctness and biological sciences scored a big, sweet win!