Archive for the 'Animals' Category

Some Homegrown Bee Porn

Posted in Animals, Humor, The Environment on August 14th, 2023
Some Homegrown Bee Porn

Well, if even major online pornography outlets are going to hop on the Save The Bees bandwagon, I might as well add some homegrown bee porn to the mix. So, here’s some Emerald Orchid Bees (Euglossa dilemma) pollinating. 😛

Sorry though, no hypersexualized voice-over.

And, to carry through with things – if you wish, here’s a list of bee-focused charities that you can donate to.

Beesexual

Posted in Animals, Humor, Society on August 10th, 2023
Beesexual - Save The Bees With Porn
Beesexual – Save The Bees With Porn

So, apisexuals? Melliferus pornography? Not quite. But, Pornhub has opened a new channel, Beesexual, to save the bees, specifically the many varieties of Apis mellifera. It’s the sweetest “porn” ever! 😆

Remember Your Ancestors

Posted in Animals, Humor, Science on June 6th, 2023
Remember Your Ancestors
Remember Your Ancestors

Two things: one, in my house we joke that poultry do remember, and are not stupid, just suicidally depressed at what they’ve become; and, two; scientists are already working on returning chicken to their therapod roots! 😯

Prehistoric Puke Cannons?

Posted in Animals, Humor, Science on January 12th, 2023
Prehistoric Puke Cannons?
Prehistoric Puke Cannons?

So, whether they used them or not as a defense mechanism, Brachiosauridae had lethal puke cannons! And no, Ladies and Gentlemen; this is, while funny in a sophomoric way, not truly a joke. It’s actually a plate from Dr. Anthony J. Martin’s book, Dinosaurs Without Bones.

And… “Brachiosaurus puke crater!” 😯

Frogs Of The World

Posted in Animals on November 23rd, 2022
Frogs Of The World & Their Calls
Frogs Of The World & Their Calls

Yes, it’s true. The frogs of the world have nearly as many languages as the peoples of the world do. They don’t all go “Ribbit.” 😆