Archive for the 'Religion' Category

Jeezus!

Posted in Humor, Religion on April 13th, 2022
Jeezus!
Jeezus!

ROFLMAO And, to any Christian who might be offended – the incontrovertible Word of God or not, there’s no mention in the Bible of whether or not Jesus was a bit of a prankster. ๐Ÿ˜›

Pseudepigraphal Spring

Posted in Humor, Religion on April 3rd, 2022
Pseudepigraphal Spring
Pseudepigraphal Spring

And lo! As it was written in Claritin 3:16, No pollen formed against shall prosper! ROFLMAO We are firm in spirit of our Lord and clear in head by his grace. Neither pollen nor dust shall sway us.

Holiday Trees

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on December 25th, 2021
Holiday Trees
Holiday Trees

Since certain sorts are perennially butthurt over mentions of Christmas, here are some alternative holiday trees to consider for next year. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Christmas' True Meaning

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on December 24th, 2021
Christmas’ True Meaning

It’s actually kind of, sort of like that! The Christians’ winter holiday is celebrated using various traditions and trappings of a variety of other, earlier established religions, either directly or indirectly appropriated from them and their worshippers’ cultures. ๐Ÿ˜† Even the date of Christmas was likely coopted in this fashion under the rule of Emporer Constantine in the 4th century AD.

And, you know what? Meh. Who cares? One, this sort of thing happens. Two, they lost their war over Christmas decades ago… to their own culture.

Hellish Labor Shortages

Posted in Humor, Politics, Religion on December 18th, 2021
Hellish Labor Shortages - It's Getting Bad
Hellish Labor Shortages – It’s Getting Bad

Apparently, the labor shortages and the Great Resignation are both worse and more widespread than first thought. Then again, it could just be the increase of deaths among Democrats and the sorts they pander to and enable are overwhelming Hell’s resources. ๐Ÿ˜‰