Jeezus!
Posted in Humor, Religion on April 13th, 2022
ROFLMAO And, to any Christian who might be offended – the incontrovertible Word of God or not, there’s no mention in the Bible of whether or not Jesus was a bit of a prankster. ๐

ROFLMAO And, to any Christian who might be offended – the incontrovertible Word of God or not, there’s no mention in the Bible of whether or not Jesus was a bit of a prankster. ๐

And lo! As it was written in Claritin 3:16, No pollen formed against shall prosper! ROFLMAO We are firm in spirit of our Lord and clear in head by his grace. Neither pollen nor dust shall sway us.

Since certain sorts are perennially butthurt over mentions of Christmas, here are some alternative holiday trees to consider for next year. ๐

It’s actually kind of, sort of like that! The Christians’ winter holiday is celebrated using various traditions and trappings of a variety of other, earlier established religions, either directly or indirectly appropriated from them and their worshippers’ cultures. ๐ Even the date of Christmas was likely coopted in this fashion under the rule of Emporer Constantine in the 4th century AD.
And, you know what? Meh. Who cares? One, this sort of thing happens. Two, they lost their war over Christmas decades ago… to their own culture.

Apparently, the labor shortages and the Great Resignation are both worse and more widespread than first thought. Then again, it could just be the increase of deaths among Democrats and the sorts they pander to and enable are overwhelming Hell’s resources. ๐