Reflections From a Murky Pond

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It’s Our Independence Day

Ladies and Gentlemen of America, this is our Independence Day, the 249th celebration of the birth of our nation in blood, sweat, tears, and the sheer grit to cast off the yoke of foreign powers. We, the true-born and rightly-raised People of our great nation, should celebrate it with abandon and fierce joy.

As for our domestic enemies, the hate-filled and disloyal Democrats, let them go their own way. Their tears, screams, and mindless rantings should be considered just part of the joyful noise we raise unto the Heavens.

Given what goes on during the larger Pride parades, especially in the queer-inundated, coastal metropolises, public health and disease control means that city workers should be doing this today. 😆

Acting under the orders of President Trump, the US Military mostly peacefully protested Iran’s nuclear weapons program. They successfully delivered their mostly peaceful payloads to the uranium enrichment facilities in Fordo, Natanz, and Isfahan. 😉

And yes, it was mostly peaceful and very, very restrained. The proof of that is that Lego won’t be releasing the block set depicted above, and the Iranians won’t be looking at the shattered remains of their capital city.

My Fellow Americans, don’t listen to the misinformation coming from the Lamestream Media or out of the drooling maws of Iranian-allied Democrats. President Trump in no way committed an act of war against the Islamist regime of Iran. It was merely a mostly peaceful protest against their nuclear weapons facilities. 😆

Oh yeah! We, the People of the United States of America, dodged a lot more than a bullet when we prevented the Democrats from installing Kackling Kamala as POTUS. We, and the rest of the Civilized World, dodged a fucking nuclear #Kamalalamity!

OK, OK, OK! To be fair, Iran had no capability of nuking us. They don’t, and wouldn’t anytime soon, have the ballistic missile capability to hit America. It’s everyone in the Middle East and most of Europe who would have had a surprise sunrise.