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3Β½ More Years, Libs

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics, Society on August 12th, 2025
Just About 3Β½ More Years, Libs
Just About 3Β½ More Years, Libs

Better pace yourselves, Libtards. You’ve got just about 3Β½ More Years of President Trump Making America Great Again, which will rightly and necessarily come at the expense of most of what you want. So, stock up on eye drops and hydrate, so you don’t run out of tears, and keep throat lozenges handy, so your throat can keep up with all your screaming. πŸ˜‰

Liberals’ tears are the birth fluids of a renewed and restored America, and their screams are its birth cry.

Republicans Have Good Genes

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 11th, 2025
Republicans Have Good Genes
Republicans Have Good Genes

It’s true! Republicans have great genes. Even better, when Democrats realize that they have great genes, they switch to being Republicans. It’s truly a triumph of voluntary, positive eugenics. πŸ˜†

The Liars’ Summit

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 10th, 2025
The Liars' Summit
The Liars’ Summit

Honestly, this had to be the most concentrated effluvium of Identity Crises in modern American history. πŸ˜† It also sounds like the start of a bad joke.

That’s Gerrymandering!

Posted in 2026 Elections, 2028 Elections, Politics on August 10th, 2025
That's Gerrymandering!
That’s Gerrymandering!

At this increasingly radicalized and insane point in time, Democrats are screeching, screaming, and fleeing their states and positions over Texas’s gerrymandering. And, on top of that, their rank and file idiots are crying out how such gerrymandering – when American politicians do it – is illegal. But, this is lies and willful ignorance. Gerrymandering, as obnoxious as it is, is legal and was baked into our political system from pretty close to the get-go. Hellfire! The term goes back to 1812.

Only Dems Get To Gerrymander

And, of course, Democrats have a long history of gerrymandering. That’s why we have “Blue States.” Democrats have always jiggered their districting to reduce the electoral impact of all the areas of their states that aren’t their urban strongholds. If they didn’t do that, they wouldn’t even be a significant political force at the federal level.

That’s right! If you look at voting results and ignore districting, which is what matters on paper and why Leftist “fact-checkers” claim that there are Blue States, those supposedly Blue States are merely small islands of densely populated Democrat-controlled urban zones, normally set up to comprise multiple districts, surrounded by vast seas of red-to-purple.

It's Different When Dems Gerrymander

And, of course, the Democrats cry out unto the heavens and their Lamestream Media, that gerrymandering is different when they do it. They proclaim that their gerrymandering is needed and good because it better represents their constituents, but doing the same for Republican constituents is an existential threat to our democracy.

Honestly, it’s getting to the point that one shouldn’t call what the Democrats represent “democracy.” It should be called “Hypocracy.” πŸ™„

Mentally Handicapped Parking

Posted in Humor, Politics on August 9th, 2025
Mentally Disabled Parking
Mentally Handicapped Parking

πŸ˜† ROFLMAO πŸ˜† Jasmine Crockett, Congress’s currently most infamous ghetto hoe wannabe, is the picture-perfect representative of the mentally handicapped. It’s incredible and unavoidably clear that she suffers from Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED), where individuals experience sudden, intense episodes of rage and anger associated with her underlying Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD), probably compounded by recurring bouts of Narcissistic Rage.

Essentially, Crockett has a particularly severe case of the societally obvious, but APA rejected Angry Nigger Syndrome (ANS). πŸ‘Ώ

This isn’t particularly shocking. ANS affects a significant number of Blacks raised, as Crockett was, in upper-middle-class or above “White” households. They often develop a strange form of “racial dysphoria,” causing them to become caricatures of the worst of their People’s norms and/or stereotypes.

Remember, nobody takes their zealotry to insane extremes like a convert.