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The TURD Epidemic

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 29th, 2017

HHS LogoMental disease is a horrific thing, both for those that suffer from it and for those that must suffer the afflicted, and certain forms of these derangements have grown in rate of occurrence to epidemic levels.

It goes beyond what public health agencies can deal with along. Each and every one of needs to be on the look out for the mentally ill, lest they become a clear and present danger to themselves and/or others.

Do you know someone suffering from Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)? Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit extremely pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of childlike rage, rioting and uncontrollable crying.

Sufferers of TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

  • Liberal Mindset
  • Identifying as a Feminist
  • Currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
  • Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
  • Massive student debt
  • Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment and stage interventions or report them to proper authorities if their disease has progressed past the point where they can voluntarily accept treatment. Together we can beat this scourge.

Hillary’s Rest Cure

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 22nd, 2017

Hillary's Rest CureHillary’s Rest Cure

Yeah, I’d imagine that old Hillary is going away for a while for a bit of a rest now that Donald Trump has been inaugurated as the 45th POTUS.

The Inaugural Bawl

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on January 21st, 2017

The Inaugural Bawl
The Inaugural Bawl

Yes, it’s true. While Americans were celebrating the Inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America, other sorts very much weren’t celebrating.

Congressional SnowflakesCongressional Snowflakes

Indeed, the ever-so-special – Just ask them. They’ll tell you that they are – Congressional Snowflakes – those that actually had the class to attend, not that class is fair and/or equal to expect from many of them – really needed special treatment and protections.

Of course, this is exactly what it looks like when their hope has been taken from them and given to Americans. who deserve it far more.

Today Is The Day

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on January 20th, 2017

The ending of an error; the beginning of a new eraToday Is The Day
The Ending Of An Error; The Beginning Of A New Era

Today, despite all the “best efforts” of our domestic enemies, is the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as 45th President of the United States. Today is the end of a horrid error and the start of a new era for America, hopefully one of rebirth, renewal, and a restored greatness.

All across our nation Americans will be celebrating, most quietly but some quite raucously I’m sure, both the removal of Obama and what he stood for and the ushering in of President Trump – Say that again, President Trump! – and the hope for proper change that he comes burdened with.

And, as for the crying, ranting, wailing, weeping, and gnashing of teeth from our domestic enemies? Those are the sounds that the happy warrior lives for and just serve to make this day all the more celebratory.

Got It! Now What?

Posted in 2016 Election, Politics on January 15th, 2017

Got It! Now What?
Got It! Now What?

With incoming President Trump, the House having maintained it GOP majority 247:194, and the Senate being 52:48 weighted towards the Republicans the long chase to repeal the dysfunctional morass that is ObamaCare is over. We won and our Republican Representatives and Senators have taken the first steps towards repealing the ACA. But now what? In the last year Congress has moved beyond a blind call to repeal it to a somewhat more pragmatic drive to repeal and replace the ACA aka ObamaCare with something more in keeping with American culture and ideals, more sustainable moving forward, and less more in touch with the realities on the ground. But what will that look like and have any members of Congress actually put the work in to figure it out?

In some ways and in a very real sense victory is the greatest threat to success and any and all attempts to repeal and replace ObamaCare, especially when simultaneously dealing with the Lamestream Enemedia, are exemplars of this. Now that there is no real reason not to do so, Congress and, to a lesser extent, President Trump are going to actually have to do what they swore to do…and do it in a way that we, the People can support or, at least tolerate…and do it under the scrutiny and in the face of “journalists” who will do anything and say anything to spin such actions in the most negative light possible.

Frankly, I don’t envy them in the slightest. I do, however, hope but am not certain of their having been confident enough in the rebirth, renewal, and restoration of America that they actual believed they’d be in this position and that their calls for repealing – and now replacing – ObamaCare were somewhat more than a mindless chant to gain votes.