Cleaning Up DC
Posted in Humor, Politics on August 30th, 2025
President Trump can do a lot to reduce Washington DC’s horrid crime problem. But, truly cleaning it up would require actually removing the cause of the problems. π

President Trump can do a lot to reduce Washington DC’s horrid crime problem. But, truly cleaning it up would require actually removing the cause of the problems. π

The females in the WNBA keep demanding more and more money despite the simple economic fact that their entire league has never once turned a profit, instead losing between 10 – 50 million dollars per year. They wouldn’t even have a league or jobs if the NBA didn’t subsidize them and cover those multi-million-dollar annual losses.
But hey! What fans they have have instituted a barter economy for them. π Dildos! Big, green dildos! On the brighter side though, maybe the females on the teams can pick up some endorsements from Bad Dragon or Doc Johnson.

π Babylon Bee got it so right. And, it’s funny in a laugh-out-loud so you don’t do something illegal way.
That’s really how Democrat Mayors, City Councils, and what passes for their Police Chiefs operate. They fight crime statistics, not crime – especially not street-level, violent crime. It’s so much easier for them – and less “racist” – to redefine crime and violence than to actually enforce the law.

Better pace yourselves, Libtards. You’ve got just about 3Β½ More Years of President Trump Making America Great Again, which will rightly and necessarily come at the expense of most of what you want. So, stock up on eye drops and hydrate, so you don’t run out of tears, and keep throat lozenges handy, so your throat can keep up with all your screaming. π
Liberals’ tears are the birth fluids of a renewed and restored America, and their screams are its birth cry.

It’s true! Republicans have great genes. Even better, when Democrats realize that they have great genes, they switch to being Republicans. It’s truly a triumph of voluntary, positive eugenics. π