The Cheesy Fall Of Eve
Posted in Food & Drink, Humor, Religion on May 27th, 2023
Ah yes; the age-old tale of Moophistopheles tempting Eve, which is said to have resulted in Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden of Edam. 😆

Ah yes; the age-old tale of Moophistopheles tempting Eve, which is said to have resulted in Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden of Edam. 😆

Sometimes one is more than enough. In this case, it was one can of Bud Light, one disturbingly deranged tranny with too large of audience, and one marketing exec who hated her brand’s customer base. In Anheuser-Busch’s case, 1 + 1 +1 = -5 billion USD in market capitalization to-date. It’s so bad and not looking to end anytime soon, that Anheuser-Busch is literally giving their beer away for Memorial Day 2023… if they can.
Yeah, the rebate their offering is literally within the average cost range of the product! But will any American drink it even if it’s free?
Well, stupid should be painful and Anheuser-Busch has continued to display painful stupidity from the get-go in this self-inflicted debacle. 😉

Well, if the Vegan in question was honest or just past the point of dissembling, that’d be about how it’d go. 😆 Because Vegans sure as Hell’s waiting won’t shut up… ever!
Vegans – note: not necessarily vegetarians – are so most often for “moral” reasons and their faith seems to demand that they accost normal people and forcibly proselytize at them, presumably in an attempt to castigate and punish normal people for not being Vegans. They won’t, as I found out some time ago, even shut up when you’ve knocked a fair number of their teeth out.

In further efforts to discard their consumers and seek a new target audience for their products, Anheuser-Busch will be renaming their primary label, Transweiser. This has been met with great enthusiasm by some members of Biden administration, with his Assistant Secretary of Health, Richard Levine, has stated that it’s now time to starting touting the health benefits of beer. 😉
Levine, a pediatrician(!), has also stated that the Biden administration will be considering studies into the gender affirming effects of Transweiser on teens,with the hope that it will make their transitions more likely and enjoyable.