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I Was Drunk That Day

Posted in Announcements on October 15th, 2022
I Was Drunk That Day
Yeah, I Was Drunk That Day

Put aside the fact that this is/was a small dog. We all know that a lot of small dogs are insane and oddly successful in their madness. If you’re anything like me – and, if you’re a Gen-X guy, you probably are – this sums up a lot of incidents in your youth. 😆

A lot of us did some crazy and crazy dangerous stuff while completely drunk out of our minds. And, due to some odd synergy between alcohol and youth, we did them successfully, sometimes even with panache.

Halloween Approaches

Posted in Announcements on October 13th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
Halloween Approaches. Christmas Is Nowhere In Sight

‘Tis Halloween that approaches, not Christmas. Christmas isn’t even on the horizon yet. So back in your hole!

This is the season of black and orange, not red and green. It’s the sexy, spooky, candy and booze laden season. Go back to waiting for after Thanksgiving before inundating us with the retail season.

Halloween, Not Christmas

Posted in Announcements on October 11th, 2022
Halloween, Not Christmas
It’s Halloween, Not Christmas

It’s Halloween, not Christmas! It’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Get back in your hole and take your music and advertisements with you, fat boy!

Thanks to 300, we can now succinctly, and dare I say laconically, state our displeasure with the Christmas Season creeping further and further towards Labor Day. We can also hold true to the beautiful fact that this is still the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are still black and orange, not red and green.

Get Sweaterish!

Posted in Announcements on October 1st, 2022

It’s October. Get Sweaterish!

It’s October and, at least up here in the Northeast, it’s cooled off rather suddenly. So, get sweaterish.

We Are Doomed

Posted in Announcements on September 25th, 2022
We Are Doomed
It Is Mete That We Are Doomed

It is mete that we are doomed. Our stupidity, seemingly growing worse generation by generation, both guarantees our extinction and makes it right and proper. Humanity, or what it has devolved into, deserves to end.