Reflections From a Murky Pond

Every crisis, catastrophy, or calamnity is also an opportunity and the discovery of the endemic support for baby raping and pedophiles at Penn State is no exception.

Thousands Sold A Penn State Student Union

The new knot caps for the faculty, student body, and alumni to wear are selling off the racks at a phenomonal rate in the wake of discovering Jerry Sandusky’s unoffocial but approved extracurricular activities.

And thousands of Penn State’s students have expressed a fondness for these new caps. An aerospace engineering student, Paul Howard is reported to have said:

Of course I love these caps. Of course I’ve bought several. I’m trying to show my support for Mr. Sandusky’s basic human right to sexual freedom and for the coaching staff’s support for casting aside archaic sexual mores.

Other Penn State students have suggested incorporating the caps into some sort of Occupy protest and/or donating boxes of the caps to The Second Mile.

It’s so good to see the faculty and students of Penn State finding a silver lining in their pedophilia cloud that didn’t contravene their principles. 😛

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NOTE: The above post is sarcastic fiction, though names and places have not been changed so as to punish the guilty. The image, however, is real; somewhere out there the pedobear cap is being sold.

The lamestream media can breath a sigh of relief. Herman Cain announced Saturday, November 3, 2011 that he was suspending his campaign as a result of thier actions.

Now they won’t have to deal with the damage that a Cain v. Obama 2012 election would wreak upon them and can return to their comfort zone of race-baiting and attacking the “Old White Guy” while staying staunchly silent upon the First Black President’s many failures, lies, and Chicago-style campaign tactics.

Polyamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved. It is considered non-normative and improper by the majority within the Western World.

I wholeheartedly concur with the majority’s detest for polyamory.

Polyamory Is Wrong

What sort of linguistically perverted freak thought it was appropriate to mix Greek and Latin roots to make a “word?” It’s just wrong, plain wrong! 😆

In a move that further isolates the Ayatollah Khamenie’s mob of miscegentic crotch-droppings of pigs and baboons from the Civilized World, Brittain has closed it embassy in Iran in response to the Ayatollahs’ Basij-e Mostaz’afin’s sacking of that embassy. Other European nations plan to follow suit.

It’s more than a little heartening to see that England and the European powers have finally learned that there’s nothing for humans to gain by trying to talk to the vermin in Iran. It seemed that they were never going to learn that discourse with these creatures is pointless, merely casting pearls before swine and inflating the Iranians’ delusion of worth.

Goodnight, Iran. Pray Mankind decides to suffer your awakening in some future morning.

Once again Obama seems a little confused. The boy has again lost the logical thread of America’s narrative and can’t seem to draw even the most basic correlaries between his actions and the actions of others. Obama seems to have stared into the looking of his narcissism too long and fallen through it into some fantasy world.

In his mind there’s no similarity between his ability to unilaterally have the military kill an American and Congress allowing the Military to detain them.

Worse, Obama thinks that what he’s done and plans to continue doing is OK and what Congress is doing is wrong. That either shows his lack of cognitative ability – pattern matching being a basic ability of sophonts – or his utter confusion about where he personally exists respective to the laws of America.