Reflections From a Murky Pond

Bikini Interlude – A Best Fitting Bikini Edition

With the start of this year’s bikini season – at least here, in the Northern Hemisphere – here’s a simple reminder that the best fit for your bikini is often what some might consider a poor fit. 😛

This doesn’t even have to airline specific. In any case where failure can cost lives, DEI will cause people to DIE. The moment any organizations decides that merit is racist or that Diversity, Equity, or Inclusion has any intrinsic value, that organization has decided that their actual mission is unimportant. If that mission could put people’s lives at risk due to poor performance, they’ve also decided that those people’s lives don’t hold as much value as DEI signalling.

That sums up the 70’ish years of Gaza and Israel. The Israelites grew a lush garden and a high-tech powerhouse out of the desert, whereas the Gazans dug down deep into the some of darkest depths of human evil. Each moved forward according to their proclivities and faiths with equal fervor.

I’m really surprised that Settlers of Catan hasn’t been cancelled yet by the #Woke folks, especially with their new #DecolonizeEverything stance that they use as part of their pro-Hamas campaigns. I mean “Settlers” is right in the game’s bloody name, so it must be just a horrific glorification of colonialism and White Imperialism. 🙄

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Bikini Season Is Starting

Bikini season is starting again in the Northern Hemisphere. As such, I’m putting out another round of advice to the ladies about their bikini bodies. That advice is simply to put on that bikini, go out, and enjoy yourself. Insofar as men are concerned, we’re going to like you in it.

Think about it. The 45 women depicted above are, for the most part, professional models and/or porn actresses who make a great deal of money. So, it’s pretty damn obvious that you’re going to do A-OK in a bikini too.

Now, of course, if you’re suffering from the Winter Whiteness and are worried about blinding people – or having friends that will cry, “The beacons are lit!” then you might want to start off tanning in your yard for a bit first. 😉

Consider Tanning In Yard A Bit

Besides, if you’re like one of my wives, you probably burn like flash paper at first. It’d be safer by far to use your yard to tan in judicious amounts first, before spending hours at the beach and risking severe burning.