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Romney’s Next Debate

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor, Politics on February 9th, 2012

With the LSM either taking their clues from the White House or providing them to Obama’s handlers, it’s still the odds on bet that Mitt Romney will be the GOP Nominee in the 2012 elections. That has been well proven by the ongoing attacks thinly veiled as debate questions posed to more Conservative candidates – when they’re allowed to speak at all.

Really, they should just have debates with only Mitt Romney in them. There’d still be all sides of every issue represented.

Romney's Next Debate
30 Seconds! What Do They Do With The Other 27?

Still, as the LSM’s and Obama’s presumptive GOP nominee Romney does make an interesting comparison against Obama.

Obama was raised as a Muslim and may share in all or part of their ideology and Romney has changed political positions so often he looks like a Whirling Dervish. Romney has held every position on every issue during his political tenure and Obama has done his best to hold none.

This is going to give a whole new and sad meaning to “All or Nothing.”

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So Sexy, So…Skinless?

Posted in Humor, Society on February 8th, 2012

I have a particular fondness for women with phat butts and thick thighs but I also like thinner or rangier babes with good muscle tone and definition in their legs. Rich curves and sleek musclature are a damn fine and sexy combo.

Apparently some elements of the Australian fashion industry agree with me and they’re doing their “best” to help women out…

I Just Love The Flayed Alive Look

So for about $95 USD ($88 AUD) my wives and I can live out all my Hellraiser and sexy anatomy class fantasies. Alternatively, the two of them  could make “sexy” PSAs explaining that you only get on a bike dressed like this at a bike show.

So Sexy, So…Skinless? File this under WTF but kind of cool.

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My Elder Valentine

Posted in Books & Reading, Humor, Society on February 7th, 2012

Cthulhu MedalionThe Elder God Cthulhu, created by HP Lovecraft in 1928 and expanded upon by his friend, August Derleth over the next three decades is entrenched in our literature, popular culture, and very psyches.

The tentacular devourer of souls is even a credible political candidate for those who are tired of voting for the lesser of evils.

Now artist Marcelo Gallego shows us that the Great Old One, Cthulhu is for Valentine’s Day as well.

Ck’yarnak Ehye :mrgreen:

Nothing says true love and desire more than one of these cards. They promise a lasting bond that even death cannot cleave asunder.

Add a getaway to Dunwich, MA and you and your love will have a Valentine’s Day you’ll always remember.

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