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A Republican At A Bar

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on January 19th, 2019

Maintaining a certain sense of humor, both about ourselves and our enemies, both foreign and domestic – especially the domestic ones – is important to the maintenance of Americans’ mental and physical health. After all, laughter both releases stress and clears the minds decks, thereby allowing us to put things into more realistic perspectives.

Certainly better than being bitter and paranoid.

So…A bit of joke for our health and enjoyment:

A Republican is Sitting in a Bar…

A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP Make America Great Again cap, with two beers sitting in front of him.

The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender…. but not for the ‘Republican’.

Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the ‘Union Boss’.

After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, “Thank you!”

A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of drinks for everyone except the Republican.

Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss asks the bartender, “What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts…?”

“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”

ROFLMAO And that is how a businessman can teach even a Left-Wing Unionist a valuable lesson in both economics and proper behavior. 😉

Know The Signs!

Posted in Humor, Politics on January 1st, 2019
Trump Derangement Syndrome – Know The Signs

Whether you still call it by it’s original name, Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD), Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), or the actual psychological term, Trump Anxiety Disorder (TAD), know the signs of its pathology so that you can protect yourselves, your families, and your nation from those that suffer from its debilitating effects and who present a clear and present danger to themselves and American society.

And it will now get worse as we enter 2019, with the 2020 elections looming on the horizon. Hence, we will be in even greater from these deranged sorts. Be ready to both protect yourselves and your families and to take action to get the sufferers of this madness out of the public and into facilities that properly treat them.

Cthulhu The Snowman

Posted in Humor, Society on December 25th, 2018
Cthulhu The Snowman
Cthulhu The Snowman

Here’s wishing all my readers and friends an unspeakably joyous Christmas holiday Season.

Cthulhu fhtagn!

The Eternal Black Adder

Posted in Humor on December 5th, 2018
Black Adder The Eternal Champion
Black Adder
The Eternal Champion

For that small segment of people who are both fans of Michael Moorcock’s Elric Saga and the old(ish) BBC sitcom series, Black Adder, this is probably a ROFLMAO moment given that Robert Gould’s 1983 cover art for The Sailor on the Seas of Fate makes Elric look a lot like Rowan Atkinson.

Damn Science Deniers!

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on December 2nd, 2018
Damn Science Deniers!
Damn Science Deniers!

Yep! Dealing with the various Leftists and their “intersectional pathologies” is like that. 😉