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Do You Have TDS?

Posted in 2016 Election, Humor, Politics on December 27th, 2017
Candace Owens Asks Do You Have TDS?

And here we have the lovely and erudite Candace Owens speaking to- about the Trump Derangement Syndrome epidemic that is still wreaking havoc upon our nation.

The only question it really raises for me is whether TDS is the second stage of TURD (Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder) or if the disease has merely been renamed as is so common.

A very grateful H/T to Felipe Zapata. I wouldn’t know about Ms. Owens and her work without him.

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The Year of Voting Dangerously: The Derangement of American Politics
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You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)
The Story of Snow: The Science of Winter's Wonder

Pelosi’s Nightmare

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 24th, 2017

Pelosi's Nightmare Before Christmas
Pelosi’s Nightmare Before Christmas

What I lot of Americans, myself included, view as a Christmas gift of sorts, is Nancy Pelosi’s Nightmare Before Christmas. While, like all Democrats, she hates the idea of reducing taxes, especially upon employers, what’s really has her screaming in the night is the GOP’s Tax Cut Bill’s provision to eradicate the Democrats’ tax penalty for not purchasing health insurance.

Yes, Pelosi’s nightmare is that the American people will no longer be forced under threat of federal reprisal to purchase something that they may or may not desire. Apparently, if we’re to believe that her histrionics are genuine, this really interferes with her sleep.

Of course, Pelosi’s singular and signature “accomplishment” of record was wildly unpopular and the mostly unmitigated failure that is generally called Obamacare. As she, again like every other Democrat to speak on the subject, believes that Obamacare’s continued existence is predicated upon the forced-purchase of health insurance, her nightmare has some basis in perceived fact.


OMG! They’re Not Forcing You To Buy Insurance

But then, if Obamacare and Pelosi’s peace of mind require that so many millions of people be threatened into purchasing an unwanted product – some, like myself, who were no longer allowed to purchase a similar product under Obamacare, whose nightmare should reign supreme, Pelosi’s or those millions of Americans’?

Frankly, it seems to me that Pelosi’s Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas gift to us.

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Green Tyranny: Exposing the Totalitarian Roots of the Climate Industrial Complex
Madam Speaker: Nancy Pelosi's Life, Times, and Rise to Power
Campaign Boot Camp: Basic Training for Future Leaders
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The Most Wonderful Time

Posted in Humor, Politics on December 22nd, 2017

It’s The Most Wonderful Time In 8 Years

We, the People should take a moment or three to enjoy Dana Kamide’s inspirational Christmas song, “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years.”

The Lyrics:

It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years
Yet some kids are protesting
while Trump fans investing their time with good cheer
Sing It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years

It’s the hap-happiest voting season of all
With each staff member Trump picks, Democrats up to their old tricks …Just trashing them all
but It’s the hap- happiest election season of all

There’ll be one party hosting All three branches toasting
but how low now will the press go
There’ll spin misguided stories Trying to steal Trump’s glory
from a playbook written, long long ago

It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years
There’ll be much more enjoyment a lot less unemployment
Cuz Trump will be near
It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years (go up)

Hillary’s party’s not hosing they’re no longer toasting,
Beyonce, Kanye, Cop Killers, Racists and the Muslim Brotherhood
They ignored true stories of Hillary who wasn’t sorry
for her crimes now and long ago

Now It’s the most wonderful time in 8 Years
We’ll deport all the criminals, Taxes will be minimal
Bad trade deals disappear
It’s the most wonderful time
yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time… in 8 years!

Yep! We’re not just Making America Great Again, we’re making the holidays Christmas again and making that great too. 😉

Related Reading:

The Obstacle Is the Way: The Timeless Art of Turning Trials into Triumph
Christmas: A Biography
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information
What You Should Know About Politics . . . But Don't: A Nonpartisan Guide to the Issues That Matter
Christmas Music: Primer (David Carr Glover Piano Library)