Archive for April, 2023

He Too Shall Rise

Posted in 2024 Elections, Humor, Politics, Religion on April 9th, 2023
He Too Shall Rise And Take His Proper Place
He Too Shall Rise

President trump, like the Messiah before him, will withstand the persecutions of those occupying power right now and betrayals and corruption of those falsely placed into authority. He too shall rise triumphant and ascend to His proper place in resplendence.

There shall be a new, greater Covenant, and we, the Chosen and the Faithful will make this land great again.

Glory be upon him! Glory be upon America! Glory be upon the True Born And Rightly Raised! MAGA ad eternum!

Easter In 2023

Posted in Humor on April 9th, 2023

Easter In 2023, As Always, It’s Egg Hunting Season

I really no longer care whether you call it Easter, Ostara, or Eostre. No matter whether you’re a Christian or one of the varieties of “Pagans” and/or “Heathens” in the West, it’s a Spring Holiday celebrating growth, rebirth, and fertility. So, go hunt some eggs!

Marked Safe

Posted in Beer, Humor on April 8th, 2023
Marked Safe From Drinking Bud Light
Just Letting You Know – I’m Marked Safe

Of course, I was always safe, having been raised right. I don’t and never have willingly drank Bud Light. In these times, I don’t need to pasteurize water before drinking it. 😉

Thank You, Judas!

Posted in Humor, Religion, Society on April 7th, 2023
Thank You, Judas, For The Long Weekend
Thank You, Judas, For The Long Weekend

Well, it another Easter weekend, and we should be thanking Judas Iscariot for it. And Christians might want to start thanking him for their redemption and their religion itself. Remember, with Judas’ “betrayal,” there’d be no Easter and no Risen Christ to center a church upon. 😉

Yeah, Judas is the most reviled biblical figure, with the only somewhat close second being Ramesses II. And yet, both did nothing that wasn’t required to bring the Christian God’s plan to fruition. It kind of sucks how they’ve been portrayed throughout history.

Thermoregulation

Posted in Humor on April 7th, 2023
Thermoregulation – If You know, You Know