Boortz ’08 Top 10

Neil Boortz, nationally syndicated talk radio host of The Neal Boortz Show. who is otherwise know as: “The Talkmaster”, “Mighty Whitey”, “The Mouth of the South”, “America’s Rude Awakening”, and the “High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth”, has published his Top Ten Thoughts for 2008:

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying Of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30?

In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

‘Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow’.

I found Mr. Boortz’s site and this Top Ten list randomly. Frankly, I had never heard of Neil Boortz or The Neal Boortz Show before today. I am definitely going to try to find it now though! I hope you all enjoyed his list for 2008 as much as I did.

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9 Responses to “Boortz ’08 Top 10”

  1. Christy Says:

    I’m laughing out loud, loving it. However, I feel slightly gypped as number 3 and 4 repeat each other.

    Goodmorning, to you, too! I hope you have a great day.

  2. aafke Says:

    Woehaha! LOL; Yea, you must have missed one! And they are so excellent, I do want to know the other too!

  3. jonolan Says:

    GAH! Sorry about that, aafke and Christy. Get catch there you two. I’ve fixed it. I guess I should have waited to write the post until I had stopped laughing.

  4. aafke Says:

    And n. 3 is such a good one!!!!
    Although, number 7: I’m not bothering anyone here, that’s true, just everybody else on the internet!!!

  5. jonolan Says:


  6. Christy Says:

    I’m still laughing. Loved the list. =)

  7. Kim Says:

    I haven’t heard of Mr. Boortz but I like him already!

  8. Odale Says:

    Thanks for the tip on who wrote this, Jonolan! New site, all right! And it’s a good one, too. Just noticed tat Mr. Boortz has a weekly column in WorldNetDaily, one of my favs.

    Great, and to-the-point, list! ;-))

    Appreciate the way you give us sources and citations as a way to share in the “learning experience”, Jonolan!

  9. jonolan Says:

    Thank you, Odale. I try to cite sources and references where possible. This blog is unabashedly OpEd not true and titularly unbiased news, so I like to link to other source materials so that people can form their own opinions.

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