Archive for October, 2015

Dixie Defends Herself

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 25th, 2015

A proper Southerner will always stand up for- and protect our way of life. A Southern gentlemen will also always defend the rights and virtue of a Southern woman.

A Southern woman can and will defend herself and her way of life
Dixie Defends Herself

In the latter circumstance, however, such protection is often appreciated but unneeded. The woman of Dixie are, by and large, well capable of defending themselves in any theater of conflict.

Show Me Where It Hurts

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on October 24th, 2015

Show me on this doll where the Confederate flag hurt youShow Me On This Doll Where The Confederate Flag Hurt You

Truly, we need to set aside “Safe Spaces” for them, spaces where they can be kept safe from reality and in which we can guarantee that they will no longer pose a threat of harm to others…

Teaching Race Matters

Posted in Society on October 23rd, 2015

White bitch screaming, That's Racist!Most people in America can agree that educating our children is important. The issue in contention is what America’s school system has devolved and degenerated into since it was suborned by the perniciously anti-American and anti-White Liberals and Progressives. Our people’s domestic enemies’ preferred curricula, which has nothing at all to do with proper the learning of skills and citizenship, is grossly offensive to the majority of Americans.

Anti-White, Libtard Everett Middle School Principal Lena Van HarenSan Francisco’s Everett Middle School Principal Lena Van Haren is a perfect example of this. When the student body “failed” to elect a proper mix of races to top positions in the student government, Haren decided to withhold the election results in the name of diversity. Haren, another oikophobic, White Liberal, believes in teaching that race matters more than anything else, to the point of overriding the choices the students freely made.

Under pressure from parents and the district administration, Haren finally announced the election results Monday afternoon, going class to class with the information. Yet she swears she did the right thing as was trying to guarantee representation for underrepresented students.

“This is middle school. It’s not a presidential election,” she said. “It was not about hurting democracy or putting diversity over democracy.”

She said she wanted to wait until there was a plan — created with student input — to increase diversity among student leaders, perhaps by adding positions.

Of course, Haren’s opinion of the matter runs afoul of the facts at hand and demographics at Everett Middle School, a school in which Whites and Asians are the underrepresented minorities.

Source: Todd Trumbull / The Chronicle
Everett Middle School’s Student Race Demographics

It’s true, White, Asian and mixed-race students, who are each in the minority at the school, took the top four spots in the students – but only because the bulk of the primarily Hispanic student body voted for them over other candidates, assuming of course that there were candidates of other races.

Apparently Haren considers the Hispanic and Black students who voted for candidates of the “wrong” races to be Malinchistas and Uncle Toms and in desperate need of racial solidarity reeducation.

I think it’s safe to say that the American people have little to no use for a school system that will allow Haren’s sort to be employed within it, much less rise to a level of dangerous authority.

Be Aware Of Breasts

Posted in Humor, Society on October 20th, 2015

It’s October and one of the things that means is it’s Susan G. Komen Awareness Month aka Pink Ribbon Awareness Month… also and more politically correctly known as Breast Cancer Awareness Month. So please be aware…of breasts this month.

Now, before I go on let me state for the record that Komen does a variety of good work and does well. It’s just that Pink Ribbon Fatigue is real and well-deserved.

But, in any case or event, October is a great month to be even more aware of breasts than we normally are. It doesn’t matter how you look at them, they’re wonderful.

From The Top

Cleavage – the easy to achieve standard view of the world’s best hope for a new power source, is always a good starting point for awareness, a top-down overlook if you will.

From The Side

Sideboobs – Currently the most legally and commercially important viewpoint on breasts, this is one of my favorite ways of appreciating breasts. One could think of the sideboob as rarer and deeper study of the wonder of women’s breasts.

From Beneath

Underboobs – Think of this as a bottom-to-top appreciation of breasts. It’s certainly the rarest presentation and, hence, the most provocative. I’d call it an in-depth study of subject.

They key is boobs. They cure anythingBoobs Are Magic

It’s important to remember that, no matter how you look at them – and look at them or, at least, want to you will – breasts are magic, strong magic, magic that some cowardly and/or breast-deprived fools think cause earthquakes. So let us all remember that we must respect the magic even as we “labor” to ensure that the magic of boobs doesn’t leave the world.

Different Shades Of Red

Posted in Humor, Politics on October 18th, 2015

Just because two things bear a prima facie similarity doesn’t mean that they’re truly similar, much less equal. A perfect example of this is the relative responses by Obama and Putin to ISIS in Syria.

Not All Red Lines Are Created EqualDifferent Shades Of Red

We must hold this truth to be self-evident, not all red lines are created equal. One was drawn in ink and rhetoric by a narcissistic boy play-acting at being a man and the other was painted in fire and blood by a world leader. Those are quite different shades of red indeed.

Putin Bullying Obama
Putin’s Just A Bully

Of course, Putin is just being a bully. The only reason that Russia has a vested interest in stabilizing Syria and ending ISIS’ threat to the people there is because kicking over Obama toy soldiers proves to the world that Putin and Russia are stronger than Obama and America under his attempt at rule.

To be fair though, it’s not a straight up, apples-to-apples comparison for two reasons. firstly, Putin always supported Assad, where Obama armed and funded ISIS. Secondly, Putin wants a strong Russia that is a superpower and Obama has always stated that he want America reduced to just one nation among many. Hence, Obama might actually be ruling from the bottom.