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Hallelujah!

jonolan — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:49:30 +0000

So what do you do when your choir is nowhere near large enough to properly perform the song Hallelujah? If your the director and members of this high school troop, you get creative.

Silent Monks Sing Hallelujah

I just about spite my beer – it would have been a sinful waste of a fine Weyerbacher Quad – across my laptop when I first saw this “Silent Monks” YouTube video.

Enjoy, but put your drink down first for your a safety.

Seriously Strong

jonolan — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:42:51 +0000

We Americans have in the past been instructed to “Behold The Power Of Cheese,” but it took British animatronics expert John Nolan to truly allow us to do so.

A Different Sort of “Mashup” and a Seriously Strong One At That

It’s not a real commercial, much like the one for the Volkswagon Polo, but it really should be one.

Arachnid Drug Culture

jonolan — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:03:00 +0000

In 1995 NASA published it’s findings on the effects of common recreational drugs and toxins on the behavior and web building characteristics of spiders. It was only a preliminary report though and didn’t provide any insight into the long-term effects of various drugs upon the spiders’ behavior and web weaving.

Fortunately others have continued where NASA left off:

Spiders On Drugs – A Tangled Web Indeed

H/T to SwittersB & Fly Fishing for finding this great piece on YouTube.

Green Eggs and Bam

jonolan — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:00:12 +0000

I had hoped that Scott Brown’s election to the US Senate in Massachusetts would be a wake up call for President Obama and his Liberals in Congress, a call to slow down and reevaluate their approach to healthcare “reform.” At first I thought they might even listen to it since some of their key players seemed to get the broad hint that Americans were strongly opposed to ObamaCare.

But Obama, Pelosi, Reid, and their ilk are too childish to understand such things when they’re told in anything vaguely resembling an adult manner. Perhaps the great teacher of children, Dr. Seuss, can succeed where so many others have failed.

I Do Not Like It, Bam-I-Am. I Do Not Like Your Healthcare Plan.

Many thanks to BulletPeople for this hilarious and yet hopefully useful video based upon Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs And Ham.

And yes, to make clear and in language best suited to President Obama’s and the bulk of Congress’ cognitive and maturity levels, I do not like it, Bam-I-Am. I do not like your healthcare plan!

Attack of the Muslims

jonolan — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:09:00 +0000

This spoofed theatrical trailer reminds me a lot of the old Mystery Science Theater 3000 cable television series.

Attack Of The Muslims!

In a nation ruled by Shari’a, one woman dares attempt to defy the Islamic law by studying at a library. Soon, wave after wave of Islamic stupidity comes knocking, threatening to kill and/or stupefy every kufr they find.

The goods news is that you can deal with Muslims the same way as you would – in the normal zombie movie “ficton” – deal with zombies. Shoot them in the head! The even better news is that, unlike zombies, you can also shoot Muslims in the gut with the same effect but greater and longer lasting entertainment value.

Liberals’ Heads Explode

jonolan — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:57:40 +0000

Would you like to see the Liberals’ heads explode? Just have them watch this video – but remember to wear eye protection and stain resistant clothing when you do.

Palin-Bachmann in 2012 Ad Causes Liberals’ Heads to Explode

For now this video is just humor. There is no current 2012 presidential campaign for Sara Palin and Michelle Bachmann. Yet Palin Derangement Syndrome is so endemic to the Liberals that they’re actually fearfully ranting about the possibility of it.

Palin-Bachmann 2012! BOOM! Splatter… I just love the thought of it.

ObamaCare Line – 5

jonolan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:05:45 +0000

Assuming that ObamaCare is passed into law in America, people may in the future be calling the ObamaCare Line as the first step in receiving medical treatment. Here’s what such a phone call might sound like:

The ObamaCare Line – Enforcement Of Obama’s Policies

Well, as over-the-top and hyperbolic as this video by Concerned Women For America is, mandatory health insurance is part of the proposed ObamaCare. Enforcement capabilities have to be assumed, especially with the proposed sharing of health insurance information and medical records between different branches of the federal government, including the IRS.

All sarcasm and humor aside, this video speaks to a real fear among Americans. If the government controls our access to medical care, how can we dissent from anything that the government wants to do without risking our health and lives and that of our children?

On the other hand, if they’d have included that creepy Obama cult hold music, it might make one glad for the police to come to take you away.

ObamaCare Line – 4

jonolan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:55:44 +0000

The ObamaCare Line – Well, Congress Won’t Mind It

Well, as over-the-top and hyperbolic as this video by Concerned Women For America is, the members of Congress and their dependents won’t be adversely affected by it. They have their own fully taxpayer funded health insurance plans and have adamantly refused to give them up in favor of the proposed ObamaCare.

Notice also that they don’t have to listen to the creepy Obama hymns while on hold.

ObamaCare Line – 3

jonolan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:36:00 +0000

The ObamaCare Line – Not Much For Gerontology

Well, as over-the-top and hyperbolic as this video by Concerned Women For America is, all government mandated and administered healthcare plans end up making age-based triage decisions. It probably won’t be a blatant as this video though; they’ll do it via the physicians’ reimbursement schedules instead.

But, since people tend to become less Liberal as they age and gain wisdom, the hold music would probably be a better triage mechanism since it would drive them away.

ObamaCare Line – 2

jonolan — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:30:30 +0000

The ObamaCare Line – Juvenile Abortion Services

Well, as over-the-top and hyperbolic as this video by Concerned Women For America is, there is no reason to expect that ObamaCare wouldn’t provide such clandestine abortion services – referrals is more accurate – since referring teen girls to Planned Parenthood without parental knowledge is currently legal. It would be a “service” that Feminist groups and other Abortionists would actually demand.

But hey! Obama’s followers and the rest of the Liberals would call just to enjoy the hold music.