Reflections From a Murky Pond

So what’s a pregnant woman to do? She’s gained weight, probably isn’t feeling sexy and that, combined with the hormone roller coaster she’s trapped in, is likely making her feel unhappy and undesirable.

Fortunately, Roxy Fedaro (Christina Applegate, actually) has released a prenatal exercise DVD that should help.

Roxy Fedaro’s Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD!

Watching Christina’s Applegate’s spoof video put me in an odd position; I didn’t know whether to fall on the kitchen floor laughing or gouge out my own eyes and try to pour bleach on my brain.

The only lingering bit of sadness this video engenders is that, given the growing depravity of American society, there probably is, or soon will be, a real life Roxy Fedaro and a commercial such as this.

Related Reading:

La Senza’s Cup Size Choir brings new meaning to the phrases, “Grace Notes” and “Tidings of Comfort and Joy” with their unusual but entrancing rendition of Deck The Halls.

Senza’s Cup Size Choir Decks The Halls

La Senza’s Christmas angels are seven women who wear bra cups sized A through G; each sings the musical note that corresponds to her cup size. Never has a heptatonic scale looked more beautiful.

Related Reading:

So what do you do when your choir is nowhere near large enough to properly perform the song Hallelujah? If your the director and members of this high school troop, you get creative.

Silent Monks Sing Hallelujah

I just about spite my beer – it would have been a sinful waste of a fine Weyerbacher Quad – across my laptop when I first saw this “Silent Monks” YouTube video.

Enjoy, but put your drink down first for your a safety.

Related Reading: