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The Morning After
OK, Ladies; it’s Saturday morning and You’re waking up after having picked up some guy at the bar last night, taking him home, and getting your ashes hauled – well-hauled one hopes, but let’s be realistic. In what is a more and more common scenario these days, you got your itch scratched but now you want the guy to go away…quickly and quietly.
But times have changed and traditional gender-roles and gender-based behaviors have gotten murky. Just as you ladies are more sexually aggressive and promiscuous, many guys are clingy and vulnerable. This might just present you with a problem that you ladies didn’t used to have to deal with – getting your one-night stand to leave.
To that end, remember that what hasn’t changed is that guys don’t like surprises. Hence, this little trick will probably work. 😆
Of course, you could have just given him cab fare home last night when you were done with him…
Tags: Dating | Humor | Men | Promiscuity | Sex | Society | Trannies | Women
