Just A Short Subway Trip Uptown From OWS…

With millions of both Americans and Liberals out of work the narcissistic little boy decides to extend his Billion Dollar Campaign to NYC’s fashion district with a celebrity laden fashion show featuring high-end designer Obama merchandise.

I imagine Obama and his handlers are glad that Bloomberg finally cleared the OWS rabble out. He’d be a little hard pressed to shuck and jive his way out of that confrontation.

Requiring certain students to wear wristwatchlike devices that track and report upon their vital signs and activity levels is beyond the pale.

Infuriatingly, schools in St.  Louis, MO, and South Orange, NJ have already been forcing targeted students to wear the devices manufactured by the Finnish firm, Polar Electro, for some time and now Long Island, NY has chosen to similarly invade American children’s basic privacy in their war on what they’ve decided is obesity.

As should have been expected the slackers’ efforts were a pathetic failure. Also as should be expected, they had no staying power. While some shouted that the “event” would last all week or longer, Wall St. was quiet, peaceful, and efficient on November 18.

NYSE Is Utterly Quiet

The police officers in NYPD’s security checkpoint at the NYSE were far more concerned about the fact that one part of the bottom bracing on their rain cover was broken than in anything going on around the NYSE – because nothing was going on.

Wall St. And Nassau St, Quiet As Well

Passersby and a few tourists could and did go about their business with no interference from the OWS rabble or law enforcement personnel charged with containing them.

So much for the OWS rabble’s Day Of Disruption and continuance of their illegal occupation of Lower Manhattan. Like all angry monkeys, they made a lot noise and flung a lot of feces but the creations of Man withstood them and enforced order upon them. Like all attempts at Socialism, it and it’s proponents were rejected by Americans.

I’d say that it was back to business as usual on Wall St. but business was largely never other than usual there during the occupation. It was only the small businesses and residents that were disrupted by the filth of OWS.

They’ll have to come up with their agenda on their own, but I’d suggest that they use the media instead of ranting about its portrayal of their ilk. Hollywood has, after all, always been the big ticket propaganda outlet and they love a timely idea.

Proposed #OccupyWallSt Promo Poster

Perhaps they could get Michael Moore and M. Night Shyamalan to collaborate on the screenplay. Both have a long history of producing underwhelming dark, dystopian fantasy flicks.

Alternatively, they could try for a stage play and take advantage of the well-heeled, Liberal Off Broadway crowd. Perhaps they could even later approach the International Management Group (IMG) about a tour of Slackers On Ice.

Local Union Of Looters And Moochers

A small few of them are honest in their intentions and self-identification, which makes them a damn site better than most of the delusional rabble surrounding them.

Ugly, smelly, not-too-bright, and slow moving, with a taste for eating people – they slouch about and groan their chants while uninfected and uncorrupted people try to keep them at a distance.

Moooooore Mooooney. Mooor Oootheeer People’s Moneeeeey!

Of course, if these Liberal zombies had been moaning for “more brains” they and America wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place.

The funny thing is that these Liberal zombies with their desire to eat the rich have forgotten that popular culture also provides humans with a tried and true methodology of dealing with such a zombie apocalypse.

Head shots! They work every single time without fail. Additionally, in crowd situations, pass-through and missed shots will stop or slow down others in the drooling horde.

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Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.

What Do They Want? Other People’s Money!

They’re utterly unfocused and don’t even have an agenda beyond hating the productive and wanting the government to redistribute the wealth so that they don’t have to take responsibility for themselves and their own survival and/or prosperity.

Fortunately for Americans, the same lack of merit that caused these slackers to protest keeps them from being much of threat to our nation for now. If that changes later, we will just have to slaughter amongst them until they crawl back into the sewers where they belong.

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Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.

Kraft hopes to keep their Oscar Mayer brand and its trademark jingle from being associated with the neo-adultery and ludicrous mendacity of the disgraced ex-Congressman.

Thanks to one sleazy, pathetic, adulterous politician, the word wiener has been stained to the point that we can’t associate with it anymore,” said Kraft spokesperson, Beau Lonie. “Now all you hear is ‘Weiner sucks’ or ‘that Weiner is disgusting,’ or other even more off-color jokes about it, and that’s not in line with Oscar Mayer products which are, and always have been, a children’s favorite.

We must think of those children and disassociate our brand from this sort of prurience.

Oscar Mayer and Kraft foods are just fortunate that ‘sausage’ scans the same as ‘wiener’ and will not require us to change our hot dog’s famous jingle, which has delighted Americans for 46 years, beyond this simple word substitution.

Rumor has it that the processed food giant is consulting with attorneys to see if they can sue Anthony Weiner for damages. This is based upon the fact that his surname is more correctly pronounced “Whiner” based upon its Germanic roots and spelling, yet he consistently chose to pronounce it as “Wiener.”

Rumor has it that Sabrett, Hebrew National, and Nathan’s, all closely linked with Weiner’s ex-constituency in Brooklyn and Queens, are also considering various brand saving and legal actions but are waiting upon advisement by the ADL before proceeding.

But we forgot that those halcyon days whose image we clung to were always only a brief respite between the storms of the lasting winter of discontent, strife, and savagery.

Then we were brutally awakened on the morning of September 11, 2001.

Now we must put aside our love of those stolen dreams and live and fight in the waking world. When the work is done and all our enemies and those who would support or avenge them lay dead and unmourned it will be time for rest, sleep, and dreaming.

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H/T to Max Kaplun who found the old WTC advertisement and posted it.