Mister 25%

Posted in 2012 Election, Humor on December 8th, 2011

Mitt Romney aka Mittens aka Mr. 25% has a real problem when it comes to polling his appeal to American voters. It doesn’t seem to matter how much effort the lamestream media puts forth to secure him Republican Presidential Nomination; he just keeps hovering around 25%.

Romney's Big BreakPoor Little Mittens Has A Problem

Perhaps, if Americans started an “Occupy The Primaries” movement and held up signs saying, “I’m One Of The 75%,” Mr. Romney might get the hint that the American people want a true choice in the 2012 Presidential Elections and we don’t consider him a choice.

Romney should go beg Obama’s handlers to let him replace Biden on the Dems’ 2012 ticket. Mittens and Obama are brothers by a different mother.

Romney’s “big break” broke because he’s ideologically bankrupt. He’d make a great CEO for Waffle House but not an American President. ;-)

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A Sigh Of Relief

Posted in 2012 Election, Politics on December 4th, 2011

Liberal Media Bias? You bet your sweet ass, comrad!The lamestream media can breath a sigh of relief. Herman Cain announced Saturday, November 3, 2011 that he was suspending his campaign as a result of thier actions.

Now they won’t have to deal with the damage that a Cain v. Obama 2012 election would wreak upon them and can return to their comfort zone of race-baiting and attacking the “Old White Guy” while staying staunchly silent upon the First Black President’s many failures, lies, and Chicago-style campaign tactics.

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Why The Cain-ing?

Posted in 2012 Election, Politics on December 2nd, 2011

In the wake of the lamestream media’s concerted attack upon Herman Cain “Cain-ing” should become a tropism and “to be Cained” and “he got Cained” should definitely become part of America’s lexicon.

Cain-ing

Function: verb

Date: 2011

Definition(s):

  1. the act of using the publicizing of unsubstantiated allegations from less than credible complainants to erode perception of an individual’s character so as to weaken their position in matters not directly related to the allegations or complainants.

But the real question and the crux of issue at hand is why the lamestream MSM willfully chose to wage a war of character assassination against Herman Cain in the hopes of sandbagging his bid for the 2012 GOP presidental nomination?

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