Reflections From a Murky Pond

Sadly, this is just a fantasy, albeit an extremely pleasant one to muse upon. Washington DC doesn’t even have the right sort of bedrock to be particularly vulnerable to sinkholes. There’s always a tsunami though. 😉

Washington DC Destroyed – No Help Rendered; No Tears Shed

The lack of horror, grief, tears, and rendered aid is also about what I would expect or, at least, hope for. Aside from some museums and a handful of monuments, none of which would survive a sinkhole like that, are the only things in DC itself that are worth trying to save or crying over the loss of. The the majority of part-time and full-time residents certainly have no worth and wouldn’t be missed by we, the American People.

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This entry was posted on Monday, August 5th, 2013 at 7:15 am and is filed under Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

File this one under Irony, or Schadenfreude, or Laugh So You Don’t Cry…

Federal Emergency Irony Management Agency?

Staten Island, battered fairly badly by Sandy, found out as Wednesday’s Nor’easter was rolling in that FEMA was closing it centers due to inclement weather.

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This entry was posted on Thursday, November 8th, 2012 at 5:19 pm and is filed under Humor, Politics, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Once, long ago, President Lincoln said that our nation must dedicate itself to the great task of ensuring that that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Obama, despite claiming that he seeks to emulate President Lincoln – unsurprising since Obama’s a Black – the boy has helped further and accelerate the ending of America’s government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

Recent statements and actions by the Obama Regime’s enforcement arms make that very clear.

Authorities at both the state and federal level are making preparations for massive social dislocation, with FEMA recently ordering $1 billion dollars worth of dehydrated food – a total of 420 million meals – but Americans who buy food supplies in bulk are being labeled as potential terrorists by the Obama Regime.

Well, except for Muslims of course. The FBI’s marching orders to Military Surplus stores included this wonderful little dog-whistle:

It is important to remember that just because someone’s speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious.

That almost innocuous admonition carries a lot more weight coming from the regime that recently decided to alter all of America’s counter-terrorism training to make meet CAIR’s and ISNA’s “standards.”

Just remember, even though the government seems to be expecting large scale issues, if you’re American and White you’d best not try to stock up on basic emergency supplies, especially if you plan to pay in cash or don’t think you should have to provide ID in order to purchase non-restricted items such as MREs.

The Narcissist-in-Chief’s handlers and overseers don’t like it when you do that and they have large numbers of men with firearms and the federal courts system to enforce that dislike.

~*~

Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.

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This entry was posted on Monday, February 27th, 2012 at 2:00 pm and is filed under Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

With Hurricane Irene getting ready to pulverize America’s East Coast it behooves the POTUS to provide calm and assurance to the threatened population. President Obama, never being one to all his teleprompter to shirk such duties – unless their might be a Q & A session involved – has dutifully and thoughtfully provided PSA via Twitter:

Obama: Don’t Worry; I’m Safe and Sound. You Suckahs OTOH…

President Obama wants to assure his constituents that he’ll be safe from the storm. He and the First Family are currently en route inland where there are many golf courses and recreational shopping opportunities that they have not samples as of yet.

And don’t worry about the damages. The White House has committed to providing aid through FEMA – After Robert Gibbs, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano make sure that none of the federal aid goes to the wrong sorts of people or voting districts.

Furthermore, in order to ensure “justice” and an “equitable” distribution of largess, any needed relief efforts will be coordinated through a special task force led by Al Sharpton, Cynthia McKinney, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

So don’t worry! 😆

Tags: 2012 Elections | Disasters | Humor | Hurricane Irene | Obama | Politics | Weather | White House

This entry was posted on Friday, August 26th, 2011 at 6:51 am and is filed under Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

It seems that Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi’s recent screed about how women not wearing the hijab, jilbab, and abaya causes disasters such as earthquakes resonated poorly with many women in the Civilized World. One of these outraged women, Jennifer McCreight, a double major in genetics and evolution at Purdue University, has come up with a fine test of the Islamist’s theory and an equally fine reprisal against him and his misogynistic prudery. She calls it Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26, 2010, Ms. McCreight and tens of thousands of other women have pledged to put Sedighi’s claims to the test. They will wear their most cleavage revealing tops – alternately their shortest skirts, dresses, or shorts in the case of some of the bootylicious attendees – and see if doing so causes an earthquake.

From the Journal & Courier:

A Purdue University student is asking women around the world Monday to show a little cleavage, or some short shorts, as a humorous test to disprove an Iranian cleric’s theory that immodest dress has the power to make the Earth shake.

She calls it “boobquake,” and it has become an Internet and international sensation in just a few days.

Jennifer McCreight, a double major in genetics and evolution, was incredulous when she read news reports Monday that Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi said promiscuous women were responsible for earthquakes.

This seems to me to be a wonderful idea. Not only is it a stinging reprisal against Sedighi’s – and Islam’s – attitude about the form and flesh of women, it’s an interesting method of scientifically testing and refuting the Islamist’s claims.

In The Name Of Science, I Offer My Boobs

Weapons Of Mass Destruction Or Delight?

This is definitely the sort of protest and science experiment that I want to observe because, even if it’s ineffective, it’s still a beautiful thing. However, while the above women suit my tastes in cleavage displays, Ms. McCreight’s sensitivities and preferences are somewhat different.

I also hate the ideal of “big boobs are always better!” The cleavage joke was just a result of me personally having cleavage, and that being my choice of immodesty. And I thought “boobquake” just sounded funny.

— Jennifer McCreight
A quick clarification about Boobquake

And Ms. McCreight has a solid point in her opinion. Bigger is not always better, or at least not a hard and fast necessity for beauty or sexiness. Certainly not being particularly busty is no barrier at all to displaying the sort of immodesty that Ms. McCreight needs for he study and that the Islamists hate and fear so much.

Smaller Caliber Weapons

Much as I said to the women of Iran in an earlier post, let the beauty of your flesh, the flash of your eyes, and promise of your hips set the very earth to quivering with joy. 😉

Tags: Beauty | Boobquake | Breasts | Cleavage | Disasters | Intolerance | Iran | Islam | Islamists | McCreight | Misogyny | Muslims | Religion | Science | Sedighi | Sex | Society | Women

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 24th, 2010 at 1:20 pm and is filed under Humor, Politics, Religion, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.