This is a bit strange since the brand is “oddly” named. It just shouldn’t call up imagery that people would find comforting in their birth control.

Trojan condoms is a pretty piss-poor name for a prophylactic. Think about it

The Trojan Horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came running out and ruined everybody’s day.

Definitely bad branding, but somehow Trojan condoms have overcome that and continue to be the best selling brand.

Of course safe sex – more accurately described as “safer” sex” – both doesn’t address all of the risks associated with sex and presents a few unusual risks of its own.

Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her Mouth

And, as you can see here, there are certain potentially hazardous consequences for women, and not just the ones that come easily to mind.

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Of course it’s not just the women who are in danger. Sex, in all it’s forms and alternatives, can be dangerous for men as well.

QUESTION: What’s the greatest danger for a guy in having sex with a virgin?

ANSWER: They might be so tight that he develops a sub-Durex haematoma.

So have fun with it, but think for about what you’re about to get into – or get into you.