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		<title>Jesuit Or Dominican?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Throughout much of its history the Catholic church has relied heavily upon its religious orders. The orders fulfilled varied missions and duties for the mother church that were not best performed by the <em>clerks regular</em>.
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This has, not surprisingly caused some friction and competition between the various religious orders. It's natural that they compete for funding, prestige, and postulants. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Throughout much of its history the Catholic church has relied heavily upon its religious orders. The orders fulfilled varied missions and duties for the mother church that were not best performed by the <em>clerks regular</em>.</p>
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<p>This has, not surprisingly caused some friction and competition between the various religious orders. It&#8217;s natural that they compete for funding, prestige, and postulants. </p>
<blockquote><p>Two young men considering a religious vocation were having a conversation. “What is similar about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?” the one asked.</p>
<p>The second replied, “Well, they were both founded by Spaniards – St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy – the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants.”</p>
<p>“What is different about the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?” The first asked.</p>
<p>“Met any Albigensians lately?”</p></blockquote>
<p>That about sums that one up. The Dominicans ensured that the Catholic church&#8217;s &#8220;<em>catharsis</em>&#8221; was complete. The Jesuits, on the other hand, weren&#8217;t nearly so effective. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<title>SCOTUS Spanks Holder</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:48:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="left-image" title="Eric Holder - Dangerous Idiot" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eric_holder.jpg" alt="Eric Holder - Dangerous Idiot " width="150" height="150" />On Wednesday, January 11, 2012 the US Supreme Court delivered a well-deserved spanking to Obama's boy, Eric Holder. In an <em>unanimous</em> <a title="HOSANNA-TABOR EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH AND SCHOOL v. EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION ET AL." href="http://sblog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10-553.pdf" target="_blank">decision</a> the SCOTUS informed the worthless and murderously criminal Holder - and his overseer at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. - that, despite the Obama Regime's best efforts, the Constitution is still the highest law in the land and it includes the right of religious freedom.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="left-image" title="Eric Holder - Dangerous Idiot" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eric_holder.jpg" alt="Eric Holder - Dangerous Idiot " width="150" height="150" />On Wednesday, January 11, 2012 the US Supreme Court delivered a well-deserved spanking to Obama&#8217;s boy, Eric Holder. In an <em>unanimous</em> <a title="HOSANNA-TABOR EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH AND SCHOOL v. EQUAL EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY COMMISSION ET AL." href="http://sblog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/10-553.pdf" target="_blank">decision</a> the SCOTUS informed the worthless and murderously criminal Holder &#8211; and his overseer at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. &#8211; that, despite the Obama Regime&#8217;s best efforts, the Constitution is still the highest law in the land and it includes the right of religious freedom.</p>
<p>In the case of <a title="SCOTUS - Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School v. EEOC" href="http://www.scotusblog.com/case-files/cases/hosanna-tabor-evangelical-lutheran-church-and-school-v-eeoc/" target="_blank"><em>Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School v. EEOC</em></a> the SCOTUS Justices rendered a blunt 9-0 ruling that the Obama Regime does <em>not</em> have the right or privilege to tell a religious institution who may or may not be in their clergy nor under what terms they onboard or offboard such ministers and/or priests, overruling and reversing the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals&#8217; early decision.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The interest of society in the enforcement of employment discrimination statutes is undoubtedly important. But so too is the interest of religious groups in choosing who will preach their beliefs, teach their faith, and carry out their mission. When a minister who has been fired sues her church alleging that her termination was discriminatory, the First Amendment has struck the balance for us. The church must be free to choose those who will guide it on its way.</em></p>
<p><em>The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">It is so ordered.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">&#8211; Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr.<br />
Writing for the Court</p>
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<p>So, for now, the shades of the Founding Fathers are smiling. The Supreme Court unanimously slapped down the Obama Regime&#8217;s attempt to violate the 1st Amendment and Americans&#8217; freedom of religion.</p>

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		<title>I Celebrate Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="right-image" title="Coca-Cola's Iconic Santa Claus" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/coke-santa.jpg" alt="Coca-Cola's Iconic Santa Claus" width="150" height="150" />I'm Pagan and I celebrate Christmas. I also celebrate <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/blessed-yuletide/">Yule</a>. To my mind there's no inherent conflict in this. Yule is my religious holiday and Christmas is my <em>American</em> holiday and is largely secular in nature.

Perhaps this should be of some concern to Christians, a wee bit more so than arguments about "Happy Holidays" vs. "Merry Christmas."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="right-image" title="Coca-Cola's Iconic Santa Claus" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/coke-santa.jpg" alt="Coca-Cola's Iconic Santa Claus" width="150" height="150" />I&#8217;m Pagan and I celebrate Christmas. I also celebrate <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/blessed-yuletide/">Yule</a>. To my mind there&#8217;s no inherent conflict in this. Yule is my religious holiday and Christmas is my <em>American</em> holiday and is largely secular in nature.</p>
<p>Perhaps this should be of some concern to Christians, a wee bit more so than arguments about &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; vs. &#8220;Merry Christmas.&#8221;</p>
<p>After all, the customs, trappings, and imagery of an American Christmas: Santa, Frosty The Snow Man, Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, Christmas Trees and decorations, and so very many others have nothing to do with <em>Missa Christi</em> aka <em>Cr&#299;stesmæsse</em> aka Christ&#8217;s Mass.</p>
<p>I think that &#8220;the war on Christmas&#8221; is one that Christians have already largely lost and that the current trend towards anti-theism and anti-Christianity is just a mopping up operation, the Christians, by and large, having already ceded the field.</p>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, there's no real doubt that Gov. Perry's recent campaign commercial was needlessly hyperbolic. He was only wrong in the extremity of the situation though.
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-46866" title="I Said Christmas" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/i-said-christmas.jpg" alt="I Said Christmas" width="450" height="440" />
<strong class="highlight">Which One Do You Think Will Be Suspended?</strong></p>
Given the levels of political correctness now demanded of the majority of students and the lawfare and paper terrorism engaged in by the Godless over any public expression of religiosity, the rather funny cartoon may well be prophetic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, there&#8217;s no real doubt that Gov. Perry&#8217;s recent campaign commercial was needlessly hyperbolic. He was only wrong in the extremity of the situation though.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-46866" title="I Said Christmas" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/i-said-christmas.jpg" alt="I Said Christmas" width="450" height="440" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">Which One Do You Think Will Be Suspended?</strong></p>
<p>Given the levels of political correctness now demanded of the majority of students and the lawfare and paper terrorism engaged in by the Godless over any public expression of religiosity, the rather funny cartoon may well be prophetic.<br />
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><img class="left-image" style="margin-top:5px;" title="jonolan" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dark.thumbnail.jpg" alt="" width="36" height="36" /><em>&#8216;Tis no skin off my nose though. I&#8217;m Pagan. Now, when they figure out that Blessed or Merry Yuletide are religious sayings as well, then we&#8217;ll have issues. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </em></p><br />
If you think I&#8217;m raving, I remind you that a North Carolina grade school recently suspended a none year-old for <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/bizarre&#038;id=8455517" title="ABC 30 - 4th grader suspended for calling teacher cute" target="_blank"><em>sexual harassment</em></a> because someone overheard him tell another student that a teacher was cute. When that can happen, anything can.</p>

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		<title>JesusWeen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A small number of Christians want to &#8220;put the Jesus back in Halloween&#8221; and are promoting a Christian alternative to the normal Halloween festivities on October 31. They call it JesusWeen. Jesusween, It Sort Of Makes Sense You know, if you objectively think about the Abrahamics&#8217; God, Yahweh, it&#8217;s makes a certain sort of sense [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A small number of Christians want to &#8220;put the Jesus back in Halloween&#8221; and are promoting a Christian alternative to the normal Halloween festivities on October 31. They call it <a title="JesusWeen" href="http://jesusween.com/" target="_blank">JesusWeen</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-44942" title="Jesusween" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jesusween.jpg" alt="Jesusween - It sort of makes sense, if you think about Yahweh objectively" width="450" height="560" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">Jesusween, It Sort Of Makes Sense</strong></p>
<p>You know, if you objectively think about the Abrahamics&#8217; God, Yahweh, it&#8217;s makes a certain sort of sense to have JesusWeen. Yahweh&#8217;s a scary sort of deity and Jesus, while beneficent, has some <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/safely-offensive/">scary bits</a> as well. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p class="highlight" style="text-align: center;">~*~</p>
<p><strong class="highlight">NOTE:</strong> Don&#8217;t take this too seriously, my Christian readers; it&#8217;s meant in largely non-nasty fun. As a Pagan, and one who follows something akin to what many are wont to call Celtic Rite Paganism, the secular orgy of binge eating and juvenile begging / protection racketeering is at least as offensive to me as it is to you.</p>

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		<title>The iPad Killer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 15:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An "iPad Killer" has finally been unveiled, though it's not running Android, Windows, and isn't even a competing tablet. It's Pope Benedict XVI!
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-40203" title="His Holiness and His New iPad" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pope-ipad.jpg" alt="His Holiness and His New iPad - So much for Apple and Steve Jobs" width="450" height="299" />
<strong class="highlight">The iPad Killer - Pope Benedict XVI</strong></p>
Apple has easily survived the release of the information that its products are manufactured by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/06/technology/06iphone.html">Chinese slave labor</a> worked and kept in horrific conditions. Likewise the electronics giant was not chided for its upwards of 60% profit margin on it popular portable products. These facts just don't affect Steve Jobs' and Apple's image with the bulk of their customers.

On the other hand, the iPad being used by the Pope could quite likely hurt Steve Jobs and his company greatly. <em>That</em> is something that the average Apple customer - the Liberals, Hipsters, and Generation Y Slackers - really don't want to be associated with. ;-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An &#8220;iPad Killer&#8221; has finally been unveiled, though it&#8217;s not running Android, Windows, and isn&#8217;t even a competing tablet. It&#8217;s Pope Benedict XVI!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-40203" title="His Holiness and His New iPad" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/pope-ipad.jpg" alt="His Holiness and His New iPad - So much for Apple and Steve Jobs" width="450" height="299" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">The iPad Killer &#8211; Pope Benedict XVI</strong></p>
<p>Apple has easily survived the release of the information that its products are manufactured by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/06/technology/06iphone.html">Chinese slave labor</a> worked and kept in horrific conditions. Likewise the electronics giant was not chided for its upwards of 60% profit margin on it popular portable products. These facts just don&#8217;t affect Steve Jobs&#8217; and Apple&#8217;s image with the bulk of their customers.</p>
<p>On the other hand, the iPad being used by the Pope could quite likely hurt Steve Jobs and his company greatly. <em>That</em> is something that the average Apple customer &#8211; the Liberals, Hipsters, and Generation Y Slackers &#8211; really don&#8217;t want to be associated with. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>If this keeps up, Steve Jobs won&#8217;t be able to afford to buy any more Third World vital organs and will have to use the transplant waiting lists just like Joe and Jane Six-Pack.</p>

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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 11:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roman Catholic priests swear vows of Chastity and Celibacy as part of putting worldly pleasures and distractions aside in order to better serve their God and their congregations.
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-39779" title="No Father!" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/no-father.jpg" alt="No Father! It's Get Thee Behind Me, Satan nor Get Me Some Behind" width="450" height="491" />
<strong class="highlight">No, Father! It's Get Thee Behind Me, Satan Not Get Me Behind, Satan!</strong></p>
But, if and when gets to the bottom of the human condition, it's obvious that this isn't easy. ;-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Roman Catholic priests swear vows of Chastity and Celibacy as part of putting worldly pleasures and distractions aside in order to better serve their God and their congregations.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-39779" title="No Father!" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/no-father.jpg" alt="No Father! It's Get Thee Behind Me, Satan nor Get Me Some Behind" width="450" height="491" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">No, Father! It&#8217;s Get Thee Behind Me, Satan Not Get Me Behind, Satan!</strong></p>
<p>But, if and when gets to the bottom of the human condition, it&#8217;s obvious that this isn&#8217;t easy. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 12:51:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/john-owen.jpg" alt="Dr. John Owen - 17th Century Puritan Theologian" title="Dr. John Owen" width="150" height="150" class="left-image" />Two closely linked flaws in Man's character causes us, time and time again, great harm as we seek to apprehend the nature of the God(s) and Divine Will, these being our Vanity and our Hubris.

In giving in to these two faults so many raise themselves up above their rightful station in the order of all things and claim that they know the nature and will of the God(s).

This, as the 17th Century Puritan theologian, Dr. John Owen pointed out, is merely the making of a God or Gods out of our own limited thoughts as if one was carving one out wood or stone.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/john-owen.jpg" alt="Dr. John Owen - 17th Century Puritan Theologian" title="Dr. John Owen" width="150" height="150" class="left-image" />Two closely linked flaws in Man&#8217;s character causes us, time and time again, great harm as we seek to apprehend the nature of the God(s) and Divine Will, these being our Vanity and our Hubris.</p>
<p>In giving in to these two faults so many raise themselves up above their rightful station in the order of all things and claim that they know the nature and will of the God(s).</p>
<p>This, as the 17th Century Puritan theologian, Dr. John Owen pointed out, is merely the making of a God or Gods out of our own limited thoughts as if one was carving one out wood or stone.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>For the being of God; we are so far from a knowledge of it, so as to be able to instruct one another therein by words and expressions of it, as that to frame any conceptions in our mind, with such species and impressions of things as we receive the knowledge of all other things by, is to make an idol to ourselves, and so to worship a god of our own making, and not the God that made us.  We may as well and as lawfully hew him out of wood or stone as form him a being in our minds, suited to our apprehensions.  The utmost of the best of our thoughts of the being of God is, that we can have no thoughts of it.  Our knowledge of a being is but low when it mounts no higher but only to know that we know it not.</em></p>
<p style="text-align: right;">&#8211; Dr. John Owen (1616-1683),<br />
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<p>Better by far, I think, that Man cultivate a certain agnosticism born of proper humility and knowledge of our mean nature. Such a path, if followed with diligence and scrupulousness, seems to me far more likely to bring a man, and perhaps Man <em>et al</em>, to a higher estate both in this life and at the time of its unavoidable ending and judgment, than more certain and Prideful religious enterprises.</p>

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		<title>The Atheist And The Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 11:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's an old adage that states that there are no Atheists in foxholes. While it is likely not completely true - some <em>very</em> small number of the Godless can look beyond themselves enough to serve their countries - it is true that, in extremity, even Atheists will cry out for Divine intervention.

Of course, given the odd humor of the God(s), this <em>could</em> lead to some quite amusing effects...

<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="center-image" title="Grizzly Bear" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/grizzly-bear.jpg" alt="Grizzly Bear" width="450" height="338" />
<strong class="highlight">Mmmmmm....Atheists. Tastes Likes Fatty Pork</strong></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s an old adage that states that there are no Atheists in foxholes. While it is likely not completely true &#8211; some <em>very</em> small number of the Godless can look beyond themselves enough to serve their countries &#8211; it is true that, in extremity, even Atheists will cry out for Divine intervention.</p>
<p>Of course, given the odd humor of the God(s), this <em>could</em> lead to some quite amusing effects&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><em>An atheist  was walking through the woods one day.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!&#8221; He said to himself.</em></p>
<p><em>As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.</p>
<p>He turned to look and saw a 10-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.</p>
<p>He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.</p>
<p>He kept running, striving for yet more speed. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.</p>
<p>He tripped and fell to the ground.</p>
<p>He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.</p>
<p>At that instant of primordial panic, the Atheist cried out, &#8220;Oh my God!&#8221;</p>
<p>Time stopped.</p>
<p>The  bear froze.</p>
<p>The forest was suddenly still and silent.</p>
<p>As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, &#8220;You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don’t exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect Me to help you out of this predicament?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Am I now to count you as a believer?&#8221;</p>
<p>The atheist looked directly into the light, and said, &#8220;It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Very well,&#8221; said the voice.</p>
<p>The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.  And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke, &#8220;‘Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>And so, the God(s) found a worthy use for one of the Godless. This is proof of Divine Providence, for no human agency in the course of our history has ever succeeded in doing this. <img src='http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<strong class="highlight">Mmmmmm&#8230;.Atheists. Tastes Likes Fatty Pork</strong></p>
<p>Of course, all humor aside, the sad and sinful irony of the situation is that through our failure grizzly bears have become an endangered species whereas the Godless haven&#8217;t. If that doesn&#8217;t violate natural law then nothing does.</p>

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		<title>Safely Offensive</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 13:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-38586" title="The Risen Zombie Jesus" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zombie-jesus-risen.jpg" alt="The Risen Zombie Jesus - Blood and Brains For The Lord Christ" width="450" height="618" />
<strong class="highlight">Blood and Brains For The Zombie Lord Jesus</strong></p>
The image above is likely to be quite offensive to Christians. Depicting their God and His Resurrection in the context of a zombie apocalypse is quite disrespectful, offensive, and insulting to Christians. By and large though, it's safely offensive; neither the law nor individual Christians will attempt to do me harm over it.

Of course this would not be the case if I chose to post images mocking Allah, Muhammad, and/or Islam. Then I would be open to societal reprisals and possibly murderous assault by the Muslims. In some areas of the Civilized World I could even be brought up on criminal charges.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-38586" title="The Risen Zombie Jesus" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/zombie-jesus-risen.jpg" alt="The Risen Zombie Jesus - Blood and Brains For The Lord Christ" width="450" height="618" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">Blood and Brains For The Zombie Lord Jesus</strong></p>
<p>The image above is likely to be quite offensive to Christians. Depicting their God and His Resurrection in the context of a zombie apocalypse is quite disrespectful, offensive, and insulting to Christians. By and large though, it&#8217;s safely offensive; neither the law nor individual Christians will attempt to do me harm over it.</p>
<p>Of course this would not be the case if I chose to post images mocking Allah, Muhammad, and/or Islam. Then I would be open to societal reprisals and possibly murderous assault by the Muslims. In some areas of the Civilized World I could even be brought up on criminal charges.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-38594" title="Art vs. Hate Crime" src="http://blog.jonolan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/art-vs-hate-crime.jpg" alt="Art vs. Hate Crime - Oikophobia, Islamic Terrorism, and Christophobia combined in Evil" width="450" height="340" /><br />
<strong class="highlight">One Is Art, One Is a Hate Crime?</strong></p>
<p>The United Nations, long, deeply, and irredeemably contaminated by the vicious, subhuman Muslims, has repeatedly <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/un-defames-freedom/">tried to expand</a> this special protection across the globe.</p>
<p><span id="more-38524"></span><br />
This imbalance in response to insulting Islam vs. insulting Christianity is, however, fairly easy to understand once one stops looking for a singular reason for the prejudicial treatment. It&#8217;s actually the synergy between several disparate pernicious factors that are the blame.</p>
<h3 style="padding-left: 30px;">Liberal Oikophobia</h3>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">All across the Civilized World Muslims are &#8220;other.&#8221; They are mostly non-Whites in &#8220;White nations,&#8221; have wildly different linguistic and cultural roots, and hold themselves separate from the cultures of their host nations. The <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/politics/liberals-oikophobia/">Liberals&#8217; oikophobia</a> drives them to support these Muslims and to attempt to offer them every special protection, aid, and comfort that they can manage.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">That the major nations of the Civilized World have been at war with Muslims for years just fuels this further. Since their oikophobia demands that Liberals believe we&#8217;re in the  wrong they support our enemies in such ways as they can and are foolishly allowed to.</p>
<h3 style="padding-left: 30px;">Cowardly Dhimmitude</h3>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">It really can&#8217;t be argued against by rationale minds that Muslims across the globe, seemingly irrespective of what underlying culture was subsumed by Islam, are violent and savage, prone to hysterical fits of feral rage when offended. Worse, it takes <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/defaming-muhammad/">almost nothing</a> by civilized standards to set them off <em>en mass</em>.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>And it works for them</em>.  Many people, lacking courage or conviction fear the violence of Muslims and will accept the <em>dhimmi&#8217;s</em> yoke in order to appease them. They may carefully claim that they believe that Islam is the Religion of Peace and the violence is a small aberration of a few extremists, but the fear belies this and <a href="http://blog.jonolan.net/religion/distilling-petraeus/">is endemic</a> in the Civilized World.</p>
<h3 style="padding-left: 30px;">Godless Christophobia</h3>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Atheists &#8211; the Godless &#8211; in the Civilized World fear, loath, and hate Christianity and Christians far more, and more virulently, than they fear, loath, and hate any other religion or religious adherents.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">For the Godless in the West Christianity is dominant religion and is often the one that the Godless have rebelled against in this first place. Islam is merely a minority religion with, for now at least, limited power to affect change.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Since the Godless&#8217; goal is the destruction of religion it makes sense that they would focus on the strongest religion. If they can destroy or cripple any and all expression of Christianity, Christian morality, and Christian thought in the public square then they&#8217;re sure that they can do the same to any lesser followed faith such as Islam.</p>
<p>These three societal failings, along with other lesser problems, feed off of each other and create the bigoted atmosphere in which anything that attacks, insults or demeans Christianity is condone, even encouraged, and anything that attacks, insults or demeans Islam is a crime worthy of punishment by society and/or law.</p>
<p>So Zombie Jesus is offensive, but <em>safely</em> offensive &#8211; it might even be hailed as art &#8211; but any depiction of Muhammad, insulting or not, is considered wrong. That&#8217;s a sad and bigoted thing as is any case where standards are not equally applied. </p>
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