Mathematically Merry

Liberals, Progressives, and Atheists – essentially the whole cabal of anti-American and anti-Christian vermin inside America’s borders – are quite literally hell-bent on enforcing political correctness during the holiday season in the form of demanding under threat of lawfare the use of “Happy Holidays” instead of the normative “Merry Christmas.”

Well, after much work I’ve come up with the mathematical proof that they are wrong to believe and do so:

$y=\frac{\log_{e}\left ( \frac{x}{m}-sa \right )}{r^2}$

$y{r^2}= \log_{e}\left ( \frac{x}{m}-sa \right )$ ${e^{yr^2}} = \frac{x}{m}-sa$

${me^{yr^2}} = x-msa$

${me^{rry}} = x-mas$

That’s right, Ladies and Gentlemen; Merry Christmas is now mathematically proven to be the scientifically correct seasonal greeting. Funny how the Left, always claiming to love math and science and always claiming American loath it, never realized this. 😉

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